Half of our lives are spent being unconscious in bed

>half of our lives are spent being unconscious in bed

how do i stop wasting time on sleep? there must be a way to recover from fatigue without having to do this bullshit. i need to double my productivity.

inb4 going on Veeky Forums would cripple it far more.

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It's really the same. If you sleep less, you live fewer years.

If you have deep and interesting dreams then it is not wasted time.

And you kinda need it so do it and get good at it.

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Try not to die

Fun fact:

You could literally die tommorow.

You sleep 12 hours a day? If you can't figure out what the problem is and come up with a "clever solution," you're an idiot.

No, I've calculated literally every single chance possible and there is just no way I'm dying tomorrow.

Have you punched in the hypervelocity meteor crashes as well ?

>literally every single chance
Yes, I have.

>half of our lives are spent being unconscious in bed

You spend 12 hours a day in bed? That's impressive user.

uhh, what if your bit by a spider while sleeping?
or heart attack?
or your stove blows up?
hit by a car checking the mail?
choke while eating and cant dislodge it?
slip in bathroom and hit head on toilet?
pass out standing up too quick and stab yourself with a knife/pencil you just picked up?
upstairs bathroom collapses and you are crushed by bath tub?
wake up to fire?
shock yourself unplugging something from wall?

I know these are ridiculous, but you are being a pretentious fuck

I've literally calculated every single chance.

There's simply no way I'm dying tomorrow.

much sherlock
very limitless
so house

You could just die in your sleep, happened to one of my friends back in middle school. The guy was 15 (apparently) healthy, went to sleep and never woke up

But I won't.
Calculated literally every possible option.

show us your calculations then

Why should I show my calculations to somebody who doesn't even know how to use his shift-key?

>he uses the shift-key for caps

Why are you so edgy?

What do you use for caps?

Alright, it was unfunny the first time, but repeating it twice made it gold
Kek'd/10 unironically great user here

He calculated guys, dont even try anymore

I'm just not dying tomorrow.

You can laugh, but I'll still be alive.

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Im sorry, but I looked over your calculus and noticed few mistakes. There is a 100% probability that you will die tomorow.
Be brave user.