THICK THREAD

How does Apple's cock feel in your ass, iCuck?

y..your doing it wrong

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Kill
Yourself
Faggot

this thread sucks

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It was doomed to be shit from the start, retard

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THICK enough?

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THICK ENOUGH??

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Am I thick like your animu girls?

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Lewd

it's german leberkaese

Leberkäse. German beef and pork meatloaf, ground very fine. It's like a giant hot dog, in taste and consistency

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Thiiiiic

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nothing is thicker than a bowl of oatmeals

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>raw meat

Fat chicks are disgusting

Is..is this bait? Do people honestly think she's fat?

You are literally a low test beta male if you don't want to fuck her
FACT

>Has to hold that pose so her fat doesn't fold up
>Can't pick her up without risking a herniated disk
>Short.Pink.Hair.

Hard pass.

Very thick~

She's not fat, you're wrong.

That hair is terrible, though.

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>This chick
>Fat
12-year-old degenerate detected.

>Can't pick her up without risking a herniated disk
do you even lift?

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>Can't pick her up without risking a herniated disk
Ahahahahahahaha

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I played hide and go seek with her. She was simple to find. I just followed the moo'ing.

She's a fucking cow.

That's obviously a baked potato

Potatoes don't smoke weed.

>thinks that girl is fat
>Might break his scrawny little manlet back if he picks her up
can't make this shit up

I bet you keep a sack of flour near your bed. That way you can toss a handful on your fat chicks and look for the wet spot.

>bag of flour near the bed
>the wet spot

Sensible giggles where had

if you can't find the vagina on then you should finally admit that cock is more your thing

THICK!!!

And I'm sure you think pic related needs to put on a few more pounds.

>he keeps pics of fat nigresses on his comp
the fuck is wrong with you?

>he doesn't keep things he knows he'll use in the future
better than googling an image and not being able to find it

>he takes a mongolian shadow puppet outhouse wall so serious that he has to collect anything he might use again someday
seek help

Don't exaggerate. In 9 years I've only saved 60K~ images. That's a pittance compared to some peoples porn collections they'll never look at twice but refuse to delete and will never post. I at least use my images

>In 9 years I've only saved 60K~ images
This means, on average, you save 18 images a day. That's a shitload.

How to make these? I tried it in a cheap rice cooker and it keeps turning itself off to warm.
I could hold it down but I'd blow the fuse or heating coil.
Does this require one of those metal rice cookers?

Look at this lightweight

Something wrong?

u got a problem buddy?

Sweet summer child, it's winter now. Go back to your den.

It's almost like there's this hemisphere on this planet that is opposite yours

I've been on Veeky Forums for about 8 years, maybe 30-60 min a day with some long gaps in between.

The fact is, you have to be on Veeky Forums for several hours a day to find 18 images worth saving.

Probably should reconsider your priorities in life.

>not surfing 12 boards at the same time
>not googling for fresh kek material for your fellow anons

Savages in my safe space!!!!

She isnt even fat, she looks to be a healthy size for a women, unlike those anorexics your probably masturbate to.

>The fact is, you have to be on Veeky Forums for several hours a day to find 18 images worth saving.

get a load of this old man

Life got busy, what can I say. I also rarely find anything worth saving. If you save every Pepe and tranny webm you come across that's one thing, but I'm more stringent.

>implying thats thiccc

damn Mr Popo is a bitch since he changed sex

All you fat fucks come here, I'm gonna beat your face in

Anyone?

wouldn't be able to becuz ur test is so low bitchboi

I LIKE TO REFER TO THESE TYPES OF CHICKS AS "HEALTHY" WHICH MOST PEOPLE THINK JUST MEANS FAT BUT ITS ACTUALLY IN THE MIDDLE FUCK

Saving 18 images a day is nothing you fucking normie pile of shit

What the fuck is a "ur test?"

>this thread
what happened to Veeky Forums? i noticed many posts over the last couple of weeks that mentioned how this board has been getting worse, but this thread is just a mess

Reddit invasion. Looks like atm it's going the way of /int/, defiently not too late to turn it around though.
Just gotta keep talking about food and cooking lol.
This board has a small but strong community, I suggest you build a wall of sorts.

tourists

It's a pretty protected sanctuary away from the deluge of political trash flooding the other forums. It attracts those who are fed up with it. So, people end up talking about whatever.

It'll fade out after the election.

>very occasional Veeky Forums lurker and poster
>been coming more often because /pol/ is insane and other boards are so slow
>3/4 of my posts are shitposts
>She's not even that fat, I think
>mfw

>frogposter
>beating anything other than his own meat

what a dish

is it wrong that whenever I have this it has to have yellow mustard

>when she thicc

This is Japanese McChicken-tan.

Say something nice about her!

I want to cluck her.

she looks like she has a mental handicap!