I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge

I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge

This is gonna be a great thread, I just know it.

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You're an idiot

i made some meme-ass fuge the other day
1:1 maple syrup and whipping cream to candy degrees
stir in some nuts in while it sets
DEELICIOUS

I like booze, but if I drink too much booze, good judgement I lose and I end up taking a snooze.

I like fat, but if I eat too much fat I get fat and then I'm fat.

I like Rum but I drink too much Rum then I'm gonna cum in your mum's bum.

I like OP, but when OP tries to make OC it makes me want to OD on some PCP

I like rum, but if I drink too much rum I get a bum and then I can't cum

I like McChicken but if I eat too much McChicken then it's no longer the best fast food sandwich.

what the fuck is the point in having a nice shortrib patty and then covering it in memes so you can't taste it?
complex can be nice if you're using shitty ingredients to cover each others asses, but when you've got a quality ingredient, you feature it, not hide it

Lol

What the fuck is short rib?

"I like cum, but if I have too much cum in my bum my blood will burn like its made of rum." -OP the day before dying of AIDS

Kekd hard

I like oranges...
fuck

Orange rhymes with Door Hinge

do you pack fudge?

Eminem pls

I like beer, but if I drink too much beer I give a cheer and then I Veer into oncoming traffic.

I like beets but I eat too much beets I get swelling in my feets and then I can't dance.

i like cheese, but if i eat too much cheese i gain many K-G's and begin to wheeze

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I like Poo-in-loo, but if i eat too much Poo-in-loo I get a Poo-in-loo and then I need to Poo-in-loo.

>British humor

Kek

I like ass...

>this thread

what the fudge??? :D :D

i like peepee and when i suck the peepee i can handle threethree of the weewee