How would you fix this? im really piss since it was the last egg that did this

how would you fix this? im really piss since it was the last egg that did this

This is why you crack eggs individually in a separate bowl you fucking autist

Fiingers in, easy goes.

how did you get yolk in the carton did you fucking stroke out or something?

>falling for the eggland's best meme

You deserve this.

Why the fuck are those eggs so white?

Looks like "egglands best" or whatever. Pretty sure they do a quick-bleach of the shell before they label them.

Either get your eggs from your own hens or get them from the hutterites/amish. Don't live somewhere where they do? Well then go fuck yourself with your bleached eggs and butthole orgies.

buy better eggs friend that's all I can say

>quick-bleach of the shell before they label them.

why are americans so harsh with their egg treatment.
like destroying natural protection in the eggshell.
it increases the chances of salmonella.

Seriously though, what kind of fucked shit is it that there's a stamp on the fucking egg shell? That doesn't ensure quality, it just means they stamped the shell.

Obsessed.

Anyways I get them from my own hens. Eggs already have a protective barrier if idiots hadn't already noticed. If the hen isn't sick then the egg is fine.

EB eggs are among the stupidest fucking things I've seen in food.

Wait what's wrong with the yolk breaking?

Are you cracking them Jack style, holding them in one hand and just punching it with the other?

If you wanted them whole whyd you crack 6 into a single bowl?

This. I'm confused

>cracking them Jack style

Somehow I get the impression this continues with two eggs on the floor and scooping them up into a bowl..

The same applies to anal.

The problem with the last egg isn't that the yolk is broken but that the whole thing is fucked and has also probably tainted the rest of the eggs which were normal.

Looks fine, but if it's rotten just toss the bunch and start over. Eggs aren't that expensive get over it.

I'm not him but yeah, he's using really shitty brand of eggs too so it's not like he shelled out his entire savings for it.

had a kek there m8

>tfw live in PA

All our eggs in the UK and rest of EU are stamped with a code that gives info like were the chickens caged/barn/free range, where it came from etc.

I think it's pretty neat, I don't keep my eggs in their box, they go in the fridge's egg compartments or an egg rack on the counter. This way I can see which ones are freshest and if any need to be tested for having gone bad.

>BARCODED EGGS
>EGG COMPARTMENT
>TESTING EGGS

SOCIALISM IS A SCARY THING

In this case it is not

TOUCHE MY MAIN MAN