He doesn't use a crisp, uncirculated hundred dollar bill as a bookmark

>He doesn't use a crisp, uncirculated hundred dollar bill as a bookmark

>he doesn't use a crisp, uncirculated Confederate hundred dollar bill as a bookmark

You might as well be using a Zimbabwean dollar.

Let me guess, you're a financial domination pig-slave amirite

You don't know what the fuck classy even means

>he doesn't use a feather as a bookmark

>he uses a bookmark and doesn't just remember what page he was on

ahh that is where they got the name "C Note" from

Half of the technological purpose of a bookmark is to make it easy and quick to open to the page you're on you pseudo-intellectual twat.

>unironically debating about bookmarks
Wow he uses a bookmark, he really rustled my jimmies

start with the romans fraguette

If you're not going to remember what you're reading then why read at all?
Fucking pleb

why the fuck would you want to flick through a book looking for that page you've remembered when you could just open it straight back up with one casual flip?

>using a hundred-dollar bill in one of the only ways it can actually be used by itself, and not by simply trading its spooky "worth" for something better
>this is financial domination

>He doesn't use a rosary made of alternating beads of diamonds and 24 carat gold as a bookmark

100 dollar bills are for wiping and lighting cigars.

t. Dan Bilzerian, a man with such a great life he had 3 heart attacks before 32

Madoka was absolute pretentious shit.

>He cannot open a book at the page he intends in the first try with a 99.999% succes rate

How's that 2-digit IQ treating you?

>He doesn't use an E-Reader

Pleb as fuck

If you doing remember what you read then why read?
You're a fucking pleb who's just reading for a status symbol.

>If you doing remember what you read then why read?
t.illiterate

I'm on my phone
Get fucked

He doesn't have a manservent to keep his finger on the precise word where he stopped reading.

>He doesn't hire geisha courtesans to read to him while fanning him with ostrich feathers.
Garbage person.

If Dubs then he really was on his phone

>he doesn't read the whole thing in one sitting
ITT: Plebs