So tell me about yourself user

So tell me about yourself user...
oh....you play with virtual internet coins all day..?

...yeah im sorry i have to go and feed my cat
it was nice knowing you thanks for dinner

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Actually, I rob drug dealers.

I actually manage a live portfolio of speculative assets similar to private wealth management.

Nah, I prefer to call myself a startup investor...angel investor if you will. There's a passion in believing in projects before they succeed. You never know if you are helping make the next Uber or AirBnB

By the way that white colour is sexy as fuck on you

>it was nice knowing you thanks for dinner

Implying I would pay for a meal for that mutt to throw up 10 mins after she consumed it

This is why after you make it you need to have a cool hobby and talk about that all the time

A girl that looked a tenth as good looking as her wouldn't be caught dead in public with me. My own family probably wouldn't want to be in public with me.

>Mutt
This chick is hotter than any girl you have ever fucked

jesus user.

oh you dropped this speck of hair...

don't worry, once you start using my memecoins to buy your *$, i will clone you and put you in the dungeon

lol

You need a hug user?

If you lead with "im a cryptofag", you deserve to stay virgin. These broads shouldn't even know about your finances ever, and you OPEN with that?

Weak larp.
I don't give a fuck when someone acts like this lol, meaning I run FIRST.

>trying this hard

That's the Chad way to describe being a crypto trader.

Christ, user. Cheer up. We love you here.

i'd like to be in public with you

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Don't put yourself down like that man. You gotta like yourself before trying to get others to like you

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ok
>silently follows her to tyrone's house
>wait until they finish fucking and fall asleep
>slip in, tranquilize both
>use a turkey baster to suck out tyrone's cum
>squirt a little dish soap in to clean out her holes
>get sum ;)

How did I get here? You're clearly not the type of woman I'd date.

OP.

Thank you.

This picture changed my life. I'm gonna start lifting daily.

Goodbye Veeky Forums. Hello Veeky Forums.

you better fucking keep your word or i'll find you

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what a fucking loser

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>>implying mutts can be attractive in a non-bestial way

I have a net worth of $47 million dollars and I no longer feel anything.

We're going to make small talk, finish this dinner, then you'll invite me up to your room. I'll oblige and we'll have sex. Sometime in the middle of the night I'll leave and walk home alone, wondering if this is all life has to offer. The chase is over, the dream is done. I'm not a prophet, I'm just here to profit. Be careful bros or you'll get exactly what you want

How about you try to change the world for the better

>I have a net worth of $47 million dollars and I no longer feel anything
Travel, user.
Fucking whores after showing them your Lamborghini is the most animalistic part of being rich. Travelling will literally change your mind.

I did. There's no genuine gratitude in charity. If you fill someone's hand with everything they need, they'll just reach out and ask again with the other.

You give to the wrong people user

gross mulatto

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I've done that too. I've hit all the major landmarks, found all the local spots, slept with women in every country and I'm just kind of numb to it. It's like playing a sandbox mode game after the story is over, eventually you get burned out. Shitposting here is the only thing that can get a laugh out of me.

everyone goes through the same thing to some extent

you'll figure it out we believe in you user

Now that you have the riches, you need to go for glory. You could also try to be a billionaire.

Thank you. I genuinely mean that.

At least it seems like you got to 100% completion of life.

If you see life like a sandbox, most people won't complete like even 5% of it before they die.

Th White (I think) has a character who says something like "learning new things is the ultimate safeguard against depression"
When you travel, you "learn" about all the new things around you.
user, if I can recommend you take more reflection in your travels, or legitimately find something that interests you that you can learn more about, I think you'll be happier

How old are you?

I think I may do the nomad thing for awhile. Get a motorcycle - nothing fancy just something with character and easy to fix - grow my hair and beard out and just ride. Be a side character in other people's lives for awhile and maybe learn something about myself.

Best of luck user

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El abominacion...

she looks like she eats $100k a week

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Fuck off you look like you fuck niggers slut

>Implying she's not my 6th girlfriend

Meh, I'd just let her walk. There are plenty of other girls who like money.

Works for me, you got the check? Great, bye bye,

I got the USS Callister Cuck Mirror reference. rofl

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