Why the fuck would they name a cookie Hydrox?
Why the fuck would they name a cookie Hydrox?
Leo Jones
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Aiden Miller
idk desu
it sounds like something you would clean your bathtub with
Brandon Reyes
Cuz shit's lit, gets you high af an getch ya lean on, naw mean famm?? that nod naw wat I'm sayin, I'm on dat hydrox right now son, juss chillin famm
Justin Richardson
You sound like some kind of bong. You some kind of bong?
Dominic Sanchez
>Hydrox derived its name from the atoms comprising water. In 1908, the creators of the cookie were looking for a name that would convey "purity and goodness."
Evan Baker
cause if you eat one cookie, two more grow back
Oliver Phillips
Who cares, theyre significantly better than oreo
Austin Hall
Whelp, the name sounds like laundry detergent. Swing and a miss.
Lucas Bennett
Josiah Jones
Wtf is this another shitty Oreo ripoff from inner city stores?
Ryder Gomez
Hydrox was first.
Jose Wood
Oreos is the ripoff.
Funny how things work out innit?
Sebastian Walker
Yea, don't name your cookies to sound like a cleaning product
Isaiah Rogers
No one complained until recently (like this year,) and they're not changing a 108 year old name. Oreo fucked them through aggressive marketing early on.
Jacob Jackson
>No one complained until recently
Yea, because nobody knew they existed before that
Blake Stewart
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Luis Carter
I dunno, sounds pretty basic to me
Landon Clark
You were that one kid in the back of the classroom who would jump at every chance you could to interrupt the teacher and make some "witty" remark that you rehearsed for at least a half hour the previous night. Everyone fucking hated you.
Years later on this Vietnamese fish trading forum you're still trying to wow everyone with your epic lulz-worthy comments, and we all still fucking hate you.
Lincoln King
>invent chocolate w/cream filling sandwich cookie
>Nabisco copies you and everyone thinks Oreos are the original
>now millennials are making fun of your 108 year old name on a web site devoted to Filipino puppetshows
Being Hydrox is suffering.
Ryan Martin
well, it actually is a cleaning product
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Juan Torres
Hydrox scum.
Levi Torres
Made by LEAF!
A FUCKING LEAF!
Adrian Wood
No, I actually didn't say shit or do shit in class
I was high af on those pills and drunk and slept through class, naw mean famm!!??
Seriously though, that was me. Kill yourself arm chair psychologist faggot
Ryan Robinson
You're wasting Hirohito's precious bandwidth by continuing to spew this ebonic verbal diarrhea. He has to whore himself out in the gritty alleyways of nihon just to keep decent discussion afloat on this site, and you're just gonna sit there and make his life 10x harder? Kys.
Brandon Long
>tfw these use lard instead of veggie shortening
dank
Caleb Gray
hydrogen oxide
Eli Peterson
HAIL HYDROX
Thomas Roberts
History only cares about the winner after all