Mayonnaise is disgusting

and you probably won't:

wsj.com/articles/e-cig-sales-rapidly-lose-steam-1447798921

you sound like a manchild

No one likes vape autists but I quit a 10+ year pack and a half a day cigarette habit thanks to vaping.

Kys op.

this is probably because venues have caught on and banned them. Without being able to smoke in peoples faces/places where smoking is banned, the value drops to only enthusiasts who like the flavors.

>tfw I vape
>tfw there's nothing you niggers can do about it

Also, mayo good.

We don't need to. You're doing it to yourself.

>mikiposter
Figures

And the only reason you vape is because it's popular. You are already making a fool out of yourself.

>breathing in flavored water vapor that binds with your taste buds

just why

What exactly is wrong with mayo? It's just oil, egg yolk, and vinegar.

People associate it with fat Americans and clueless white people I guess

youtu.be/Cbdi3mhr8u4

It diesnt taste like any of those things it tastes like garbage

What the fuck, how and where do you find shit like this?

I don't like it that much, but it doesn't ruin my day or anything.

Seafood, on the other hand, smells like rotten crotch and is so contaminated by industrial waste that only a moron would even consider spending money to eat it

Your tears are delicious.

I don't see any tears, just your insecurity.

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Many Americans would lose their minds to learn Mayo is the default condiment for french fries in many countries.

Nooo, it stops here. I don't wanna hear such claims anymore. Mayo is totally fine and good for various things.

We know it is. That doesn't stop it from being disgusting.

We already knew.

Many Euros would lose their minds if they knew this was common knowledge in the US ever since Pulp Fiction came out 22 years ago.

Your disgusting

Combine it with an equal amount of ketchup and stir it into a pink paste... it's pretty good.

Good quality mayonnaise is god-tier on french fries.

yeah, but do they know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese over here?

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goddamn, tarantino ruined everything

Mmm... stay triggered.

Enjoy your bubblegum lung, my mouth fedora friend

Keep throwing those (You)s at me.

Camping is lame and Mayo is for fat asses.

JUST

Am i the only one that eats mayo by the handful while gaming?

Try it guys, its good.

>shit that never happened

And people who use them to ween themselves off cigs wont usually stay in the hobby for long

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my boyfriend's father puts mayo on his fish and french fries

Picky eaters in general are turbo-plebs that you should not asssociate with; they're guaranteed to have shit taste in other parts of life.

Awesome trading one shitty habit for another.

Mayonnaise is an old and celebrated goo, and while I have no problem with people not liking it, I am annoyed when people claim it's white trash or flyover.

Yeah because you ameriniggers are scared of making your own mayo at home.

Home made mayo is probably the thing that improves the most from store bought. The hellmans or whatever crap you buy is at most a 3/10 while home made is a 10/10.

>what is tartar sauce

Mayo is soo good aaaahhh

Ketchup however is shit

>water vapor
that shit's oily and hangs in the air for ages

most foods are good in moderation. I don't put mayonnaise on anything besides toasted sandwiches like a BLT or a cheeseburger.

>tfw a manchild says onions are disgusting near you

>that pic

Man, Rocco really has fallen low ever since he had to take up chemotherapy.

>smoking without an open flame or a pervasive and immediate stench
gee boss

>thinks smoke binds with taste buds like vape shit does

>has never been to Rotorua
your full of shit, cunt

Mayo is great.

The only people who make fun of it are niggers and liberal homos

the only reason you're here is because Veeky Forums is popular. If this place was empty except for me and a brony faggot you would be gone.

Awww chur bro, how about we smoke sum P outta Gus' vape yeah? Choice, up to skuxx mouldi

keep telling yourself that.

Now this user gets it