My ex just said hi to me after 3 years with 0 contact

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

My ex just said hi to me after 3 years with 0 contact. She's a John Oliver avid viewer.

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youtube.com/watch?v=LhF_56SxrGk

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Fuck her then block her.

Methshot
Methshot

BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Since this is on biz, I am assuming she knows about your crypto?

Illusionz
Illusionz

You assume correctly

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Just ask her if she feels like chilling and catching up at your place. Also ask her to bring something to drink.

Inmate
Inmate

This. Also put some chocolate on the table. It will do her good.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

can i put my linkie in your stinkie

Skullbone
Skullbone

I made a poopy in my linky

Emberburn
Emberburn

Tell her about the oracle problem

Evilember
Evilember

Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of it

WebTool
WebTool

kek this one would be good, rolling for it myself

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You summoned her? That's cool.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

This.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

reroll

girlDog
girlDog

Oh hey, yeah I remember that trip. A bit of a coincidence since I randomly thought about you the other day too. I'm doing great actually, when I thought of you the other day it created an intense craving to feel my dick slide into your ass once more. So yeah, kind of weird but you do have a pretty nice ass...

TRIPS GET

happy_sad
happy_sad

I tried to reverse image search that image, even filled out the edges with pixels, but I couldn't find out who your gf is.
Anyone else have an idea how to find out using this pic?

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

333 get

Bidwell
Bidwell

333 get last try

iluvmen
iluvmen

Did you finally figure it out how much I'm worth after watching that British faggot? You dumb fucking roastie.

likme
likme

Here's what you do:

Tell her you're doing good. Really good actually. You got very lucky and got into Bitcoin right before it went up and sold right before it went down. Tell her you did pretty well but don't really know what to do with yourself now. No real motivation to work because you've got almost a million in BTC. You think you'll just sell all your shit, pack a bag and go travel for a while.

Then ignore all future texts from her

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Ravioli ravioli, if you want in on my bitcoin, you're gonna have to gimme your assholi.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

This

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

333 get ffs so close

Snarelure
Snarelure

I've been getting rimmed by hookers nightly you broke bitch! I'm balls deep in one right now as I'm typing this, unironically. You see, I made a few...investments... and now I'm rich enough to buy custom buttplugs for all my hoes.

Send a nude, suck me off, or don't message me again, babe.

SniperWish
SniperWish

this

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I've been getting footjobs from instagram models and having hoes rim my asshole. I'm great.
Wbu ugly?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ask her how shes doin

eGremlin
eGremlin

reroll

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

reroll

Supergrass
Supergrass

HELP ME! I'M BROKE. I INVESTED ALL OF MY MONEY INTO CRYPTO PONZI SCHEMES AND NOW IM LIVING IN MY CAR AND BARELY SURVIVING. PLEASE START A GOFUNDME FOR ME OR I MIGHT DIE

I WOULD SAY MEET ME BUT I HAVE A HOBO BEARD AND DIRT ALL OVER MY FACE FROM SLEEPING IN THE MUD WHEN MY CAR IS TOO HOT
THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN I STILL MASTURBATE TO YOU

girlDog
girlDog

"Fuck off"

Bidwell
Bidwell

rolling for desu

massdebater
massdebater

reroll

hairygrape
hairygrape

Make it dubs you larping faggot

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So... You kept the last message you sent to her for 3 years?

Damn.

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Methshot
Methshot

My wife now watches Colbert everyday. She voted for Hillary. I can't take it anymore.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

reroll

Snarelure
Snarelure

Bitch didn't even update me on her brother, might be dead for all I know.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Do not reply to her

Flameblow
Flameblow

Sorry babe, I like cocks now.

SniperWish
SniperWish

eat a dick you whore

RavySnake
RavySnake

So... You kept the last message you sent to her for 3 years?

it's called fb messenger you brainlet

Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of it

re-roll

RumChicken
RumChicken

At least it's not Oliver, friend. At least it's not Oliver.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Just ask how her brother is doing and ignore everything she said.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

it's called fb messenger you brainlet

I'm pretty sure even they let you delete stuff you don't want to keep.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of it

desu

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

do not do it unless you want everyone to know about how rich you are

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

re roll

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Fuck her like the whore she is then give her 0.01 eth and never talk to her again

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

That's a whore move to do.

idontknow
idontknow

enhance it

Methnerd
Methnerd

i bought ze dip

Emberburn
Emberburn

Did we even get dubs so far?

You guys are fucking awful at gets

Firespawn
Firespawn

555 incoming

SniperGod
SniperGod

555 GET

SniperWish
SniperWish

kek reroll

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

555

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Sneed

eGremlin
eGremlin

Fuck off cocksucker, I already had a taste of that pussy. NEXT!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

"Hey I'm doing really great. Just wondering - would you be down to fuck a black guy while I watch?"

FastChef
FastChef

ignore

JunkTop
JunkTop

I'm tripping balls right now, who the fuck is this? Are you one of them?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

veekyforums.com/thread/8285365/business

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

RE-ROLLING

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

havent talked to her in 3 years
messeged her this morning
Fake news.
Nah I checked my FB messeges from 2017 or older say the year. It should say 2015 if that was true

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Wew checked.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

No one's going to get fucking trips in this thread you fucking autist, you should've picked dubs like a non moron.

How do you know she knows about your money, exes speak to me all the time because they want me back even if they have no idea about my financial situation. She probably just had a breakup or something and is feeling single and lonely.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

youtube.com/watch?v=LhF_56SxrGk

viagrandad
viagrandad

doesn't know how facebook messages work

takes2long
takes2long

OP, just do this and get it over with so we can all move on.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

"my linky stays super stinky"

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

gummon

FastChef
FastChef

Fuck off

Supergrass
Supergrass

Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of it

prease desu

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

If you're 555, then I'm 666. What's it like to be a heretic?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Template:
MY GF/EX/WIFE/FAMILY/FRIEND TALKED/CONTACTED ME BECAUSE SHE/THEY HEARD/FOUND OUT I TRADE CRYPTO, WAT DO?
get better material you unfunny frogfaggot crossboarder.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

this

Booteefool
Booteefool

FINALLY

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

this

gogogo

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You. Fucking. Wasted. It.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

MPmaster
MPmaster

Nice

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

winrar

iluvmen
iluvmen

I made some money, plz leave me alone, I'm happy now

likme
likme

Alright let's do it smooth

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

biz
post about ex

up to you lol

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

the devil wills it op you must comply

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

good job user

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

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TechHater
TechHater

this does not please kek

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

YESSSSSSS

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

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JunkTop
JunkTop

WTF, now I see why you guys break

whereismyname
whereismyname

rolling

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What was 8285712?

Supergrass
Supergrass

not gonna help ppl are using scripts

just keep going alb- user

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

mind reposting this with higher resolution? I am unable to make out the text here. Thanks.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's too late, we saw it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Show her the blockfolio OP! You aren’t a daggot are you?

MPmaster
MPmaster

I didn't see it user, what was it?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Do it

farquit
farquit

Something that is going to get Albert v&.

takes2long
takes2long

Are you retarded? thats so autistic

Playboyize
Playboyize

he forgot to blur out name & location
no big deal

Techpill
Techpill

Hahahahahaha God damn that's embarrassing

SniperGod
SniperGod

hahahahaha, this thread just went from shit to great. is he in the states or europe?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

it was a duplicate of the other image post here
but we need to see what kek wills

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

ex-girlfriend craves some dick
messages you out of the blue to obtain said dick
YOU FUCK IT UP WITH AUTISM

You missed your chance, Chad probably texted her back by now.

StonedTime
StonedTime

states

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

its over
she will not respond
She spotted he still has autism

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

both names or just Albert?

time to fire up the ol' whitepages.com lol

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

WTF is this shit, Albert from Florida?
You clearly said in that trips decide your reply.
Then you give us this soyboy cuck nonsense when clearly states to send her your blockfolio?

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

good work you autists are gonna scare off OP

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

will make another thread let this one die

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

just albert and florida, nothing to get him v&

he said hes gonna do it smooth

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

i'll just censore it, surely they'll forget and not dox

askme
askme

he should kill himself for renegging on his promise

Bidwell
Bidwell

Just keep going, there are probably hundreds if not thousands of Alberts from Florida.

Inmate
Inmate

at least hes trying to deliver oc

idontknow
idontknow

oh right, I see it now. oh well.

ggs albert, should probably just count your blessings and turn off your computer. go to bed.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

he literally asked for trips decides and then ignored trips and typed his own super autistic thing. OC doesn't mean good C. This whole thread is a trainwreck.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Tell her you still love her

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Thinking on doing this, apparently you cannot make a mistake here, people are more interested in doxxing than in continuing the topic

Skullbone
Skullbone

I found Albert from Florida's facebook

Pic related

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Pathetic projecting thirsty
People like you are why women think their pussy is so valuable

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

its Veeky Forums after all

keep going no way someone can doxx

FastChef
FastChef

This,

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

the topic was mediocre though, telling this girl that some autist is slandering her on a ukranian yak skiing forum would be a lot funnier than anything you could do.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

why would you even say this. it is not ironic or funny. post blockfolio.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Albert

Wew

Nojokur
Nojokur

alright then have fun

Illusionz
Illusionz

I want to see her response to the blockfolio though! I don’t care about doxx I want the story to continue.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

don't start a thread if you're not going to deliver you faggot

Booteefool
Booteefool

Yes and turn up the AC to 100°

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

no faggot this thread lives on

Soft_member
Soft_member

A L B E R T

F L O R I D A

askme
askme

cmon op deliver
its you that made the mistake

now get over it and deliver

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

NO ONE wants to see your "small talk" about John Oliver.
When you say you'll post whatever Veeky Forums says, JUST DO IT, especially if you asked for something as hard as TRIPS.

Flameblow
Flameblow

OP, grow a dick and BUY LINK

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

All of you impatient cucks yelling at OP when he was tryna play it smooth

This thread is exactly why biz will never make it

Could have had plenty of keks. Stay poor pajeets.

TechHater
TechHater

Say, "I've been busy investing and getting my life together. I'll become rich someday and laugh about how dumb I was in the past."

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

My linkies stay super stinky $1000 EOY

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

lets just pretend we didnt see it so op can stop shitting his pants and actually deliver what he requested trips for

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

OP, as the one who suggested the blockfolio idea I am deeply disappointed in you!

iluvmen
iluvmen

I love you babe ;( why did you leave me! I've obssessed over you every single day

likme
likme

Oh apparently I delivered just fine...fucking basement dweller doxxers

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Fuck playing it smooth.
NO ONE wants to hear them talk about John Oliver or reminisce about old times.

The BEST threads on Veeky Forums are ones where dubs/trips get is something like "I wanna take a dump on your chest" and the girl still continues responding.

Firespawn
Firespawn

lmao that canned response, you caught her red handed

SniperWish
SniperWish

What were you doing posting this on this board anyway?

StonedTime
StonedTime

HUGE

tell her you'll send her 0.001 btc for her panties

TechHater
TechHater

dang send blockfolio anyway

eGremlin
eGremlin

Someone did you a favor, the she-devil would have probably seduced you and got all your stinky linkies

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

HAHAHAHA
Serves you right faggot

whereismyname
whereismyname

and now you do like you said you would and post blockfolio

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

asks Veeky Forums to decide what to reply
thinks it's all gonna turn out okay

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Soft_member
Soft_member

This wouldnt off happened if you posted your blockfolio and asked her to rate it. Don't fight the trips.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Albert pls

viagrandad
viagrandad

what were you thinking Albert from Florida

Bidwell
Bidwell

can you please post the girl at least

thanks for ruining the thread, op -> pic

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Kek show me hers account the fun just started

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

How did someone get his exgfs ac

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Show her your blockfolio and tell her shes not getting any

Soft_member
Soft_member

absolute state of biz

RumChicken
RumChicken

You ruined the genuine response but just so you don't say OP doesn't deliver...

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Who does she know, that would of told her about this conversation?
There's no women on here.
Also good for you OP for not putting up with her garbage. Women are actual trash.

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

If this is real good job.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I hope this is real.
Keep her hanging. Hopefully you can get some degrading anal sex from her.

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Bidwell
Bidwell

test

Skullbone
Skullbone

Epic Bread

Firespawn
Firespawn

tfw OP delivered
how does it feel?

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Flameblow
Flameblow

all of this smells like a big fat larp

DeathDog
DeathDog

If not larp, good job OP.
How many % are you up from your initial investment? When did you get in to crypto and how did you make it?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

tell her to put all of her money in LINK, tell her it is guaranteed to go to 1k by the end of the year

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Fuck off newfag

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hey ops ex I know you're reading this post tits or gtfo

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

sweet LARP faggot

happy_sad
happy_sad

Say, I'm doing alright. How about you?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

so new yet so late

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

congrats on this, seriously
btw. you ruined it yourself by not cropping out her pic i guess

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Good goy

5mileys
5mileys

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Snarelure
Snarelure

op offer her 1 BTC for
degrading anal sex

post response

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

doesnt even know how much I own

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

OP is now fucking his ex?

Booteefool
Booteefool

wow, crypto really has gone to the shitter.

JunkTop
JunkTop

oh well, Im done, good thread everyone, she wasn't after my money.

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Looool

5mileys
5mileys

Nice LARP

takes2long
takes2long

Kek btfo

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Why didn't she say that at the start, also this is a larp

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

roastie BTFO

Methshot
Methshot

this is what you get for not pleasing kek you FAGGOT

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

lmao ofc she was
bitch is salty now, your chance op

RumChicken
RumChicken

First of all, you're a cunt. Let's get that out of the way.
Second of all any blockfolio app or whatever you want to call it can be manipulated. That might not be OPs actual investment, he might just be pissing off his ex.
Third of all in a thread like this don't ask to see someones portfolio you massive fucking idiot.
Lurk more you insufferable faggot. For at least 1 month just take your hands off the keyboard and see how everybody's posting before you even think about contributing anything you worthless sack of shit.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

good job shes just pissed hahaha

eGremlin
eGremlin

Wew never seen such a salty response. Speaks more for herself than who OP is.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You're a a filthy gold digging whore and you know it Susan

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Kek love seeing more chads on biz, good to know the virgin autist who doxxed him wouldn't have a chance with this chick

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

calls me a cunt
called me a "newfag" for asking about how OP achieved his portfolio
calls me a worthless sack of shit and a faggot

You're the fucking cunt you autist.
No wonder everyone here is a fucking incel, people like you think this is how to interact normally with people, fucking retard.

Just don't fucking reply to me if you have nothing useful to say. Go kill yourself.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Money Grabbing attempt DENIED

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Requesting more info on this roastie

cum2soon
cum2soon

offer her some buttcoin op, make it really genuine like as an apology and tell her to fuck off after

Methnerd
Methnerd

why aren't they nice like on rebbit
Go le upboat some man having sex with a dog at a tranny wedding

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Emberburn
Emberburn

garuntee she will blow up OPs phone now, her tone gradually changing from salty to hysterically begging him to take her back. Women are the ultimate meme.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

We need to refer to women as a "depreciating asset" more often around here

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

This man knows how to punish women

JunkTop
JunkTop

How you holding up? Like you're supposed to not be doing good or some shit? Fuck that. You're doing excellent bro, even if you aren't. Fuck her.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

talking to her like she’s a friend/equal to you

Physically disgusted.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Say, "pull up nigga adalee"

Methnerd
Methnerd

Op still here?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Based OP

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yes, she tried calling me twice but I hung up, and I think she's afraid of replying in fb now

eGremlin
eGremlin

SAME

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What are you planning to say to her if she calls?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

What happened between you and her anyway?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Bachelor party of a friend, and well, you can imagine the rest.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I went all in on LINK and now I'm broke. Im glad you messaged me actually, I'm hoping I can borrow $20. I'll pay it back ASAP.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Not planning to get nagged once again by this bitch. She's nothing to me now.

likme
likme

I hope this is real, she was after your money.

Of course it was about her brother! of course it was, that's why she mentioned it in her first post...

Playboyize
Playboyize

Re roll

Emberburn
Emberburn

Checked

Flameblow
Flameblow

Then try and get some tail from her? Really shouldn't be hard if she believes you're a millionaire.

SniperWish
SniperWish

prostitution is the world oldest profession even monkeys does it, if you want my internet money you will work for it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Get laid and you'll understand women are trouble. It's not about poon 24/7 muh nigger
Did it end badly?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

No I can't. What happened?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Meh, she couldn't forgive me and I thought there was an underlying reason for what I did, so I didn't insist. I helped her with her bro's situation for a while after we broke up but one day she just stopped talking to me so I did the same.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Got my dick sucked and an orbiter told her all about it. He didn't get any and his friends stopped hanging out with him, kek.

Techpill
Techpill

Women are as much trouble as you make them.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Pay for her bros medical expenses

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

He did the right thing. People should know what they're dealing with in relationships.

RavySnake
RavySnake

this

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Don't want to sound like an asshole but that would be like burning money.

Spamalot
Spamalot

This.

Gold digging thot, fuck her degenerate brother.

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