"Hi there I'll be your chef for this evening. Hope you enjoy your meal."

>"Hi there I'll be your chef for this evening. Hope you enjoy your meal."

Thanks, I haven't decided what I want. Can you recommend something off the menu?

Could you at least put something over your beard, Mohammed? I'm not a fan of hair in my food.

I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED AT ALL THIS NU-MALE POSTING

Now I realize why I've never seen a chef with a beard.

-Mom, is that guy, them hipster person, you and dad always laugh at?

Has "nu-male" become /pol/9k's "normie"? Beards and 'hitler youth' haircuts are normie as fuck.

YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. I SEE THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET. ON THE OTHER HAND FEMALES SEEM TO BE FAR EASIER SWAYED BY AN ACTUAL MALE SO ITS A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD.

I recommend everything off the menu idiot, that's why it's on the menu.

please take your autism meds

I DO NOT HAVE AUTISM BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENUINE CONCERN.

kek, perfect

Hey bud, can you do us all a favor and become a tripfag

I CONSIDERED THIS BRIEFLY BUT DECIDED THE REPERCUSSIONS WERE TOO INTENSE.

Damn, so close to being able to hide all your shitposts

i have an undercut but I can't grow a proper beard

At what point do posting gimmicks like this, egofagging designed to be identifiable, be in breach of global rule 13 in spirit if not in word.

I AM SORRY MY MAIN MAN. I SIMPLY ASK THAT YOU RESPECT MY STYLE OF POSTING AS I DO YOURS.

I ASK YOU TO PLEASE RESPECT MY CANDOR. NO ONE HERE IS SHITPOSTING OR OFFERING OTHERWISE UNDUE ADVANCES. REGARDLESS, THIS WILL BE MY LAST POST ENTERTAINING MY STYLE AND I BID YOU TO FOLLOW.

You are a faggot

DISRESPECTFUL

it would be great if everybody could just stop replying to that capslock faggot and just report every one of his posts. it what i do

stfu and order something already.

>IMPLYING THERE'S ONLY ONE LOUDPOSTER