>"Hi there I'll be your chef for this evening. Hope you enjoy your meal."
"Hi there I'll be your chef for this evening. Hope you enjoy your meal."
Thanks, I haven't decided what I want. Can you recommend something off the menu?
Could you at least put something over your beard, Mohammed? I'm not a fan of hair in my food.
I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED AT ALL THIS NU-MALE POSTING
Now I realize why I've never seen a chef with a beard.
-Mom, is that guy, them hipster person, you and dad always laugh at?
Has "nu-male" become /pol/9k's "normie"? Beards and 'hitler youth' haircuts are normie as fuck.
YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. I SEE THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET. ON THE OTHER HAND FEMALES SEEM TO BE FAR EASIER SWAYED BY AN ACTUAL MALE SO ITS A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD.
I recommend everything off the menu idiot, that's why it's on the menu.
please take your autism meds
I DO NOT HAVE AUTISM BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENUINE CONCERN.
kek, perfect
Hey bud, can you do us all a favor and become a tripfag
I CONSIDERED THIS BRIEFLY BUT DECIDED THE REPERCUSSIONS WERE TOO INTENSE.
Damn, so close to being able to hide all your shitposts
i have an undercut but I can't grow a proper beard
At what point do posting gimmicks like this, egofagging designed to be identifiable, be in breach of global rule 13 in spirit if not in word.
I AM SORRY MY MAIN MAN. I SIMPLY ASK THAT YOU RESPECT MY STYLE OF POSTING AS I DO YOURS.
I ASK YOU TO PLEASE RESPECT MY CANDOR. NO ONE HERE IS SHITPOSTING OR OFFERING OTHERWISE UNDUE ADVANCES. REGARDLESS, THIS WILL BE MY LAST POST ENTERTAINING MY STYLE AND I BID YOU TO FOLLOW.
You are a faggot
DISRESPECTFUL
it would be great if everybody could just stop replying to that capslock faggot and just report every one of his posts. it what i do
stfu and order something already.
>IMPLYING THERE'S ONLY ONE LOUDPOSTER