ITT: Things normies and brainlets say/do that piss you off

Why would I answer this thread? They will gather answers and flood the board with bait, you dumb lonely cunts who know nothing about computing

Sage

>sage
>in comment field
>"know nothing about computing"

Come on guys, tell me how smart you are!

>doing PhD in CompSci
>hey my computer is fucked up. help me installing Windows please
KILL YOURSELF NORMIES KILL YOURSELF. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A friend of mine who's going to school for engineering says this all the time. I want to strangle the fucker.

I could actually make meth. Not that I directly learned it in lectures, but I know every step to arrive at the desired molecule

>dark matter exists and it even makes up the majority of the universe

>the mitochondria is the power house of the cell

Same, it's extremely easy and I could make it to crazy high purity, so i guess you could say i would be "good" at it... But no, i'm not gonna waste my time making some dumb drug for poor people, no i've never done it, no i don't want to do it, and no i don't care how good i would be at it. shut the fuck up normie, just let me do my organometallics in peace, REEEEE

this. a thousand times this

also:
>CERN could destroy the world or open up a portal to hell

Pretty sure most people mean it as a joke or BreakingBad reference. They dont want to talk about what you know, they want to talk about what they know about it

It is not like a theory cant be modified or is the objective truth or something

I'm a racialist

shh, it keeps the normies out

>so you're a computer scientist...
>which GPU should I buy for gaming?

REEEEEEEEEEEE

if you're referring to darwinian evolution / abiogenesis it's more of a hypothesis than anything

>ITT science is an infallible god and i am the only guy who can channel its truth

in reality its been BTFO numerous times and when it hasn't its because of quackery and money to keep the status quot as is

anyone smart enough to realise this is tapped on the shoulder early on during their studies and suddenly drop out....

>user, should I choose A or B?
>[elaborate the pros and cons of the two options]
>Ok, so should I choose A or B?

>darwinian evolution / abiogenesis
This is a brainlet thing that pisses me off actually

Then your elaboration didnt make it clear wether it is a or b

Or that user was impartial since he may not know what you want. He gives the pros and cons and you can then decide which one you like

which is no help at all, since the other guy is most likely impartial for the same reason

>I don't like how those scientist guys on TV tell to people how they are wrong about science. This is scientism. I think everybody's opinion should be respected, man. They want to make a religion out of science, man.

"Paradox" being used wrong, like in the fermi one or all the infinity shit

(You)

Black science man said this is true in the Space epicode of Radiolab. Are you refuting his claim that the universe is 96% dark memes?

I don't get angry that easily.
Why can't you come in terms with the fact that many people are and will be wrong?

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>We can't learn anything
>welp might as well give up

Science being wrong is apart of science being right

I don't believe we will ever get to the """"truth"""" of all life but a wrong understanding that can still be right when it comes to predicting is important

Well, I cant argue with that amount of dankness. I will apologize in his subreddit

99% of the universe is dark matter

Your anger seems to be really small

>local realism is true despite multiple experimental validations that it is not because I simply CANNOT accept that nature has counter-intuitive properties

reeeee

I've got a whole folder of these fucking fruit memes, all the animated ones I made myself, 50x50 px
I've made them larger but I think it takes away from their charm.

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Explain something to someone and they reply with "but in the end we don't know for sure". For granted there are areas for contention in lots of scientific theories but that doesn't mean they can instantly be invalidated by that sentence

>Things normies and brainlets say/do that piss you off
Post pictures for ants

Post bictures for hoomans

>I'm sure you would be fine at some field of math

No they wouldn't because there are such things as intelligence thresholds for understanding topics.

Brainlet detected

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If by "those scientist guys on TV" they mean Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson keep in mind that those guys say a lot of dumb stuff that isn't actually consensus in their talks. I could name like 20 other personalities that do this.

Bill Nye is just outright dumb and talks about too many topics without any data and has taken multiple incorrect positions against consensus (if you're a consensus stooge).

This post demonstrates that people on Veeky Forums need to learn how to hit back against these insulting inferences of what they study.

user, I have to disagree. Do you realize how easy it is to understand some combinatorics? It's laughable. There is enough math for just about anybody to get.

>implying people on Veeky Forums have human contact

>"it's just a prank, bro"

Gee wizz, that's like saying you can explain anything to anyone if you understand it enough to give a simple, visual demo.
Pure madness.

>so, are you a virgin?

you can

this

It is totally valid to question a theory

It'd be a nice way to see how well you know basic safety though. But if you can handle organometallics fine, I'm sure this is 100% unnecessary.

this, at a social
>to introduce yourselves say your name and your wildest sex story

modified yeah
completely thrown away and starting from scratch? Doesn't happen.
It's not like all those existing measurements we have suddenly disappear.

I agree that 'bad at math' is mostly a meme but there ARE people who legit can't work with numbers. It's about as rare as dyslexia but it's a real thing. Like, these people will look at a clock and then seriously take like 5 minutes to figure out what it says. And while these extreme cases are rare I don't doubt that there is a continuum with a non-trivial proportion of the general population having innately poor math ability.

>implying people on Veeky Forums are human

I'm not fat, I have big bones

>"i fucked you're mom"
>turn around 1260 degrees and walk away

Man you guys really are autistic. I was a virgin right until I barely turned 21. In situations like that, I just say that I was a virgin and just had not found the time and right girl for it. Granted, I had had oral sex and kissed I believe 5 girls so I could have given them a story if I wanted but if anything just brush it off. Being a virgin isn't bad unless you make it bad.

>being a fucking loser isn't bad unless you make it bad

>Thinks not having sex for a multitude of reasons make you a loser

Nice b8 m8.

>what do you do at uni, user?
"Petroleum engineering! It's a mix of geology and chemical en--"
>that sounds really boring
"Well I mean, I find it inter--"
>nah it's boring

fuck off I actually enjoy what I do and like nerding out about rocks and I'm going to enjoy going into an aging field where I can make a lot of money.

My oldest sister asked me what I'm most looking forward to going to do my postgrad
I said the new math i haven't seen before
She called me a freak
I smiled

She's married and doesn't have a job and no relevant education (some cultural piss)

To me, she is the freak.

I think it's her way to cope with not having a useful degree or any interest in actually useful topics like math.

Look dude, instead of shitposting memes, you should try actually reading every once in a while. Obesity genes are a real thing, too. They just found a big one that is responsible for a mean 1 BMI point increase. I'm not saying this to excuse fat people, just trying to point out that human biology is more complicated than your baby-tier, undergrad understanding.

nature.com/nrendo/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nrendo.2016.129.html

sage goes in all fields friend

#rekt'em

>be me
>fall in love with a qt grill
>qt grill seems to like me
>fuck up hard
>says she hates me
i've never been the same since

they way you worded this makes you sound very insecure that it took you until you were 21 to lose your virginity

BMI is horseshit

a geuss

At a population level it is a decent approximation for measuring changes in body fat. It's an incidental quibble, anyways. If you actually read the paper you'll find that cell models were able to verify a significant increase in adipocytes in cells with the mutation.

considering everyone has sex all the time and the fact that it's pleasurable and very important for health, yeah, you're a fucking miserable loser
it's actually very sad tbqh sempai

>very important for health
cititation needed
also fuck off satanic scum

>everyone
nah
look I'm not a virgin but my sex tends to be limited to a lot in one or two weeks once a year, or more recently, every year and a half.
It's nice to help maintain relationships, but it isnt as important to them as people make out.
It's whatever.

you bumped the thread with that post.
I remember it clearly.

Please share fruit mey meys. Give them all...for science.

What about the wording makes it sound insecure? Being a virgin at such a young age is not a bad thing at all, where did you guys get this? Girls don't even know unless you straight up tell them.

Hardly trying bait.

There are many couples that don't have sex often. Lots of people have sex only a few times a year (more common for guys). You sound like a teenager that swears he knows about sex and relationships based off what he has seen on tv and from his pimple-ridden friends.

>CERN has a monopoly on time machines, did you know ?

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at this point other people started making ms paint versions of my meme

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