99% Carbon Dioxide

>99% Carbon Dioxide
>No Moons
>900F surface temp
>Day is longer than a year


is venus pretty much the gayest planet in the solar system

astronomy is pretty much the gayest """""science"""""

Why does Venus spin so slow and backwards

because gay planet

because it's a faggot like yourself.

Because Venus don't give a shit. It does what it wants.

Pluto is/was the gayest plant by far.

is this the gayest thread on the science board?

Pluto is only one of what could be over a million small planets of similar size and composition in the region known as the kuiper belt

are you calling the kuiper belt gay?

is this the scienciest thread on the gay board?

Venus sounds an awful lot like penis.

Yup. Thought that was obvious.

>uses Fahrenheit, claims something else is gay

Why are the other ones spinning so fast and forwards, heh? What, if venus is right?

you're just a gay planet enabler

kek

Go back to repressing all memory of your homoerotic experimentation in boarding school, britfag

At least Venus has some decency and doesnt reveal its surface like those slutty other terrestial planets. And it isnt like those spacewhale whores who have orgys with 50+ moons

Speaking seriously, I believe an asteroid smacked it the fuck up in the opposite direction

>Fahrenheit gayer than Celsius
I don't think so, Tim.

Got hit with an object large enough to slow down and reverse the spin.

Shouldnt it have a moon then?

kek

Sun ate it

Imagine a Venus in Uranus

>an asteroid smacked it the fuck up in the opposite direction

more like another planet collided with it so severely, both worlds were totally destroyed and the debris got spun out the opposite direction and through process of accretion coalesced into a new world which is now modern day Venus

>Shouldnt it have a moon then?

only if it was a glancing blow like what happened on earth

Fact: I Saturn Uranus .

Nope, Saturn is the gayest planet.
> meme rings
> floats on water
> literally just a huge piss-color gas ball
> meme moons
Saturn is just an annoying kid looking for attention.

Celsius is Swedish, therefore gay.