Why the fuck do people eat these? They are worthless and disgusting. They stink...

You cannot be from this planet. Onions are the basis for every decent meal you can eat.

Haha. You're going to eat HUNDREDS of onions in your life, unintentionally.

Is that a fucking threat, user?

Here in Georgia we get a shit ton of visalia onions when they are in season. I can eat them like a apple. Delicious.

>insignificant amount of fiber i can get more of from anything else
>insignificant amount of vitamin c which is in literally everything

nah unyins are shit

yeah but if you cook them in oil then throw away the onions and put the oil in some home made soup in a can it tastes pretty good

onions are fucking great
dirt cheap and a useful addition to pretty much anything, you can even use them raw.. heck, you can make one of the best soups with nothing but thyme, stock, white wine, cheese, bread and a shitload of onion

You're damn right. I fucking hate onions
I dont know if it's a slavic thing but my mother uses a shitload of onions everywhere, My grandfather even eats raw onions with bread. I want to puke everytime I see that.
But they have some good uses, their juice is a great addition to some meals

Behead those insult onions. Subhuman trash.

>he thinks he hates onions

You'd be surprised at how many foods contain onions.

They taste pretty good. So good in fact I eat them raw.

>he doesn't eat onions raw and whole like a man
Nothing beats sinking your teeth in a bigass onion. Also onion rings faggot, every heard of them?

If you dislike humans you are literally subhuman and you shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Not even joking.

Onions are healthy and you can make wonderfull flu curing tea's using onions.
youtube.com/watch?v=-t3hAZvY1BE

>If you dislike onions you are literally garlic and you shouldn't be allowed to seed.
fixed that for you

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

No onions white boy?

You're supposed to chop them up and sautée them or caramelize them first.

I would literally kick you out of my country for saying this to my face. Onions are great and taste the best when raw.

onions are delicious, but i'd make this argument for celery
celery is useless

People like you should be banned from even talking about food or cooking.

ONIONS ARE QUITE LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST INGREDIENTS POSSIBLE. YOUR DISLIKE OF THEM IS QUESTIONABLE AT BEST.

are you me? literally the same here except it's my father who eats onions with bread not grandfather
onions are fucking abhorrent and anyone who likes them is subhuman