Is there a more perfect alcoholic beverage, Veeky Forums?

Is there a more perfect alcoholic beverage, Veeky Forums?

I prefer the root beer

gintonic

G & T plus a little squeeze from a lemon and lime (or either, both preferred) is the best shit ever.

white russians are ok but:

>scotch or bourbon on the rocks

>old fashioned

>manhattan

>sazerac

>dark & stormy

>gin & tonic

all clearly superior

>Is there a more perfect alcoholic beverage, Veeky Forums?
I like it minus the vodka, just double up on the kahlua. Half and half.

But for a vote of perfect?
I really like a well made mojito.
Muddle the lime wedges with delicious unrefined sugar, using the grains to smash the lime oil out, another mash of great peppermint. Some very good dark rum. Cold soda. It's rarely made well in most bars, even in Miami, simple syrup and bottled lime, the horror! When when made with respect, and not white rum, the perfect cocktail for all moods. Light and yet potent, refreshing and clean on the palate, touch of fizz, sweet with natural sugar. If you can get a sugarcane swizzle, so you can get the green flavors to munch on, even better.

This is the only thing I order at a bar. I'm partial to lime, but I don't think I've had it with both lemon and lime.

I'm a pretty serious alcoholic, so I can't do any of the really sweet drinks. The idea of dairy in a cocktail also gets my stomach churning

>>scotch or bourbon on the rocks
kill yourself

pleb

NO BEVERAGE WITH DAIRY IN IT CAN BE THE BEST IN ANY CATEGORY BY DEFINITION.

I usually just do vodka + water

vodka + grapefruit juice is pretty GOAT though

he was probably telling you to kill yourself because you order it on the rocks instead of neat

pleb

Scotch with a splash of lukewarm tap water patrician tier.

3/6
Kill yourself
Yes
Yes but you're pretentious

Finally: Bitter

eat a dick

If you ever get a chance try it with a squeeze of lemon and calamondin (sour orange). That shit's fucking delicious.

They grow naturally without any intervention where I'm from so I just pick them off the tree.

That's not a screwdriver

Any craft beer. Among drinks I'd rater mix Absinthe red bull and lemon juice.

retard

Men drink beer or liquor, women and metrosexuals drink mixed drinks

It's just your opinion man

beer

G & T with a squeeze of half a Sudachi (Japanese native mini ultra-sour limes from Shikoku). Shit is amazeballs and super easy to prepare. Just cut the fucker in half, squeeze it and throw it in.

>my masculinity is so weak im afraid if i drink something that tastes good i'll turn gay

Just say you like what you like instead of projecting your insecurities to justify everything.

incorrect

Faggot

>posts weebshit
>"u-ur insecure"
Confirmed limp wristed faggot. Go have a Shirley Temple, pusscake.

The Dude abides.

I'm partial to a brandy and soda

youre just proving his point

Why eat a white russian when I can slam a shot and then eat a brownie

same effect

What if the shot is actually inside a brownie?! :O

Negroni is the GOAT of all time god among cocktails. You kids got it wrong.

what about dairy beverages

Any drink made with coffee and liquor is the best.

do you just ask for "negro-ni"?

yoo-hoo is the best chocolate milk drink and it is non dairy

only correct answer.

So, Black Russian?

shitlord

>I like it minus the vodka
Then you dont like it then.

Is there anything better than a Negroni? I think NOT

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kek

>Why eat a white russian when I can slam a shot and then eat a brownie
yea, there's no chocolate flavor though. A white russian utilizes flavorless vodka, real dairy and coffee liqueur that has no added flavors other than vanilla beans.

I like a bloody mary but with gin instead of vodka.

ur definitely gay

I prefer white Cubans

Have you tried blending your fedora? You have to add ice so it has the consistency more like a blended margarita, but it is dee-lish! If it's to big to put it just use a knife or katana to cut it into strips first.

You're literally proving his point right now.

dark and stormy

>Dark rum
>Peppermint
>Muddling the lime

Made """"""""""""""""""""""""well"""""""""""""""""""""

No user making a post like this can be heterosexual by definition

dry gin martini

3 teaspoons of nesquik in a glass of milk > than anything else

>gin based drink
why do people like this kind of shit? can you not handle the burn of liquor?

A good Gin and Tonic beats out pretty much everything.
White Russians are always a safe cocktail pick though.
Except for my local dive which basically serves you a glass of milk with vodka in it.

Best winter drink imho

If you drink good whiskey on the rocks, you sir are a pleb

is this the alcoholic thread, or do I need to make a new one? I'm not regular on Veeky Forums just come here fo these threads.


Anyway just sipping on white rum on ice while watching videos online. Wish we had a stream so I could watch shit with you senpaitachi.

>i don't know why ordering rocks is bad: the post
Use untreated spring water you prole it costs pennies

>dark & stormy

nailed it

>Neat whiskey with stones.

>Vodka and clouded lemonade with lime juice.

>Sours, lemonade and fireball.

>Fruit ciders on the rocks.

Come at me.

Stones are a fucking meme; I can't believe people still buy into that.

Meme how?

They keep your drink cold and they don't dilute the drink like ice does.

Do you prefer warm liqueur?

War Cloud a best.

Vodka. Straight. Neat. Chaser if needed.
Any brand, any year, any vessel.
It never ceases to amaze that we're still trying to dress up alcohol.

Do you add blueberries or gold flakes to your marijuana? Do they taste blue or gold?

I drink for the inebriation, and I act accordingly.

GIN SOUR
IN

S
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vodka tonic honorable mention

Kek! The best post in the thread

Hop on twitch. There's a perpetual cooking stream on there, usually Jacques Pepin or Julia Child fron their PBS days because it's public domain.

that would be a great subject matter for an oil painting

>Do you prefer warm liqueur?
Best warm
>tequila
>whiskey
>brandy
Best chilled
>vodka
>gin

>not just necking a bottle of 100 proof grain """""vodka"""""
fucking autistic plebs t.bh

>I just watched the big Lebowsky for the first time: the post: the thread

yes, singapore sling, a bunch of beers,ciders and wines and ofcourse a bunch of other drinks
try it with cucumber or napua gin,cranberries and a sprig of rosemary

Easy done: new york sour

warm vodka is pretty fine tbqh

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jjh

thought that said mudslime for a sec.

>Beer
Gives you estrogen
High energy males don't drink at all

Caesars are good any time of the year. Extra spicy with lots of salt on the rim.

>Beer gives you estrogen

It's true, that's why you're not supposed to drink and drive.

My favourite would be amaretto + ginger ale; ice, lemon wedges, bit of mint.
Kinda sweet but daaaammmn

ayee

Well said

Yeah, it's called liquor straight out of the bottle.

>not even six oysters
The fuck kind of shit hole is this?

Every drink you listed is either liquor diluted with water or liquor diluted with sugar water.

-Mint julep
-Negroni
-Espresso Martini
-Sazerac

Personal favourites if I'm in a nice bar where the barman knows his shit and uses good liquors.

However for the sake of the debate THE best beverage is wine. You can drink it all day, every days and can be paired with everything.

this

It's not so common, but a Whiskey Mac is absolutely astounding.

Even people who don't usually like whiskey will like it.

Old Pal (and by extension Boulevardiers and Negronis, but OP is delightful)
Rusty Nail (personal fave is with Laphroig 10, the drink tastes too sweet when using Blended Scotch)
Kentucky Maid (muddled cucumber is fuckin' nice)
Gimlet

I love Gin but lately I have been drinking more Whisky-based cocktails.

Always wanted to try a grasshopper made like this with the three ingredients separated.

I don't really like the taste of alcohol, so for me it's either beer or vodka with a soda chaser

Vodka and Citrus Schweppes soda

Pousse-cafe is super fun to make on slow nights. It's a very different experience for the drinker unless it's done as a shot, but the presentation always gets an impressed reaction.

Have tequila, don't really like the taste. What can I do with it aside from shoving it up my ass?

>dark & stormy
Mah nigga.

Tequila Honeysuckle
-2oz Tequila
-1oz Lime Juice
-3/4oz Honey

One from work that ain't too shabby.
-2 Jalapeno slices
-1oz Lime Juice
-3/4oz Agave Syrup
-2oz Tequila
Muddle the Jalapeno, shake, and double strain so you don't have bits of the pepper floating in your drink.

First time on /louie/. Drinking one now. Been looking for anyone discussing deviled eggs.