Has any author besides Joyce written convincingly about the intoxicating scent of a girl's butthole?

Has any author besides Joyce written convincingly about the intoxicating scent of a girl's butthole?

Would appreciate some recs

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I don't think so. His work is unparalleled.

>joyce
which book?

bataille probably. he talks about shit all the time

To NORA
Dublin 8 December 1909
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.


You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.


Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.


JIM

Girl butts, not literal shit, you weirdo

Letters to Nora

read this in a tinker's accent and it's 10000x funnier

>implying the intoxicating smell emanating from 'girls butts' is not in itself shitty

vocaroo it, lad

>virgen detected
>not wanting to sniff this

is this real?

Yes. He was a well known fart fetishist

It is.

What makes it is the signoff

>JIM

joyce gave a fart fetish desu

>about her literal farts
man im looking for authors that talk about the scent of an asshole

not farts or shit

*me desu

I'm interested in this as well

>Has any author besides Joyce written convincingly about the intoxicating scent of a girl's butthole?

Joyce doesnt actually do this you nonce.

My mickey's getting real fat in this thread.

fuck you, moron

NORA!!

damn, what do hot girls' butts smell like, guys?

im a virgin btw :'(

Heaven

they smell like doodoo, you're in a fetish thread my guy

but they look so nice? look at the two first pics in this thread. Can they really smell like poopstinks?

For me, I don't think so

If your girl smells like do do maybe you are the one with the fetish.

nigga. poop comes out of there.
the hell you think it's gonna smell like

but come on, really. They are embarrassed about that stuff, so they take care of it surely.

Would just like a nice big whiff of a hot girls ass desu

this reminds me of tropic of cancer tbqh

see

They don't smell like doo doo, from my experience they have a faint musky smell, but in a perverse way it turns you on.

>when I was 16 my gf let me put my face up her ass

can I just go up to a hot girl on the street and offer her $200 for a quick ass sniff and she'll agree? Or more money?

Sade?

For a few months at the start of this year I was stealing my roommate's underwear from her basket of dirty washing while she was out at work and jacking off to their scent. Intoxicating is a good way to put the smell.

>projecting your fetish and implying this wasn't written solely for humor and shock value

>lol omg that guy Joys wrote some dirty shit wow he said butthole what's a beauty through dissonance

Your roommate is a girl and you are a guy? Do y'all fuck

We lived in the same house. Not the same room. Whatever Americans call that.

he has to sniff panties so it's clear he's a cuck

I sodomized a girl a few times and it had a earthy smell, not fecal at all.

>sincerely examining the possibility of the false premise that he was sharing the same room with this female individual, and not just the house

>letters only

This is how I know you plebs haven't read Ulysses. Nora literally talks about how Bloom likes her butt and kisses it all the time. She even says in her monologue that she'd spread her cheeks in front of his face and let him stick his tongue in her asshole 7 miles deep.

Read the last chapter for ebin fetishes.

Would you inhale Nora's anal effluence?

What did he see in her? Was she a qt when she was younger?

This man loves a good fart.

>William 'out form her ass flows a miasma of' Gass.

Joyce wasn't exactly a looker either.

ITS ONLY A DREAM FOR ME

bump

There is that one scene in Gravity's Rainbow.

>mfw I fixate on girl's butts whenever I'm out in public, and literally can't look anywhere else

>tfw I do this but also imagine I have been shrunk to bug-size and that they are pooping on me unknowingly

>arse connaisseurs everywhere

stay patrician lads

uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

what have i found heree ufffffffffffffffffffff

THIS IS A NASTY ONE COMINGG UUFFF

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what have i found heree ufffffffffffffffffffff

THIS IS A NASTY ONE COMINGG UUFFF *nostrils begin taking out forks and dishes, they are absolutely ecstatic*

now now my boys, dont be so greedy!! there's enough for all of us

I
AM
READY

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>tfw no Joyce boypussy at the height of his youthful pretension

Anais Nin.
And damn you, Veeky Forums, for making me remember my ex's wonderful ass.

>You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep
what a retard
i cant believe i considered reading his works

>you will never spread her ass cheeks apart and thrust your tongue into her gaping asshole

What even is the point of living?

pleb

>tfw only girl you ever fucked was fat (not obese) and no matter how much you scrubbed her clean there was always an overwhelming smell coming from her butthole
I'm an anal fiend, but fuck if that didn't ruin my fetish a bit. I'd still eat a girl's ass but she'd have to be really damn skinny desu.

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>average Veeky Forums poster

de Sade wrote about every kind of perversion that exists, I'm sure you will find yours too in his works

but did i beat joyce??

A fartist if you will.

>Anais Nin

WHAT WORK
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Kundera eulogizes the asshole in most of his works, talking about how it is the unique signature of a woman and access to it is a true sign of intimacy. I think Slowness and Unbearable Lightness of Being have the most focused asshole sections.

This is the best fucking board on the site.

There are controversies.

Kek

It really makes you understand why nihilism exists.

Remembering how I did that prior to taking her anal virginity when she was a shy teen. Memories sustain us til death.

Delta of Venus, but I can't recall which stories.

autism

Describe the scent of her butt, lad

>tfw ate pussy today and cheekily rubbed her asshole with my thumb
>tfw didn't go for it

did u sniff ur finger afterwards?

No.

Why not? Was she groce?

Nah, I wouldn't be dating her if she were. It just didn't occur to me.

>It just didn't occur to me
fag detected

I've tongue fucked almost every escort I've been with. Including this Russian from East Ukraine who I suspected was a former junkie and thus likely exposed to the high HIV infection there. No regrets

How is that gay?

I meant tonguefucked her anus

Her sweet cunt was home, and her invigorating farthole our summer home, smelling of cedar and pinenuts and sometimes feces.

Sniffing sniz snuff is full-time hetero-norm 101 bromosexual

same here, she was ukrainian (pic related) i've tongue her pussy and ass, lot of vaginal liquid (no pee), smell like heaven. The best 150€ i've spend.

>thanks god east europ is poor so a lot of girls come in the west to whore themself

for all those verbal fireworks, those are some pretty vanilla acts being described. what a pleb, ironically enough

Licking a nice asshole is one thing

But eating out the ass and cunt of a prostitute is about as beta and degenerate as possible.

End you'are'selves

4 u

Nice, for me she gave me the best sex ever. Like a wild beast, she'd bite me, cut my tongue with teeth and tear up my asshole with her manicured nails but I would come so hard. She had a bony ass and would leave my pelvis bruised but I couldn't stop, turned me into a drooling moron that would do anything no matter how filthy.

It's given me a massive eastern european fetish and a subsciption to Pierre Woodman

Do you delude yourself into thinking that she is enjoying the act and your presence, or do you just not care?

i'm not the guy you replied to but you must really struggle to find pleasure if it's completely dependent on others also finding it. do you watch porn targeted at women too?

I don't watch porn.

I find the idea of having sex with someone who doesn't enjoy the act or find me attractive slightly off-putting.

what are you, poor? genuine experience is about disgenuine experience. Try cocaine and buying whole individuals in third world countries. It's a blast.

I was just curious because I can't relate to such a view at all

j g ballard

also wrote about the erotic qualities colostrum milk

Which works?