Wtf. Why all the hate for British food ? Sausage rolls are delicious

We're not a performing monkey for your amusement.

What's your favourite part of the Sunday roast?

For me? It's gotta be the Yorkshire.

Agreed. Nothing better than the Yorkshire pudding with some of the beef gravy in it...

Same and roast potato

'Oi say, guv'nor, do just one wee jig for aulden times sake! Bloody good bash an all that, wat?

What is a scott egg?

I've never heard of a "Scott Egg", but a "Scotch Egg" is a hardboiled egg coated in pork sausage meat, breaded, and deep-fried. I assume it's just another name for the same thing.

Everyone knows what a scotch egg is. I was seeing if it was an auto correct mistake or if he was American. Americans, like that Jas Townsend and son guy, seem to call them Scottish eggs which is beyond retarded.

I thought it was just a typo.

>sausage roll
>not steak bake or chicken bake.

check yourself fool.

Why did Greggs stop selling ham + cheese bakes? Best thing they made.

Cooplands chicken bakes are better.

Are the new meme pasties worth a punt?

You got called a racist?

>the north

I agree its fucking stupid to say but isnt that actually what scotch means?

Do they even have Greggs down south? Wouldn't think it would be pretentious enough for them.

>comes to American site
>cries about Americans

Asalami lakum brother.

It's baffling how uncommon meat pastries seem to be in America, you'd think they'd be more popular. I mean there's Hot Pockets, but those aren't necessarily the same I feel.

Yes. Festive bake is good shit, weeb slice is a bit too dry.

What kind of terrorist do you have to be to live in the South anyway?

Sausage rolls? YOURS?
LMAO, now Britain is stealing Hot Pockets and Totino's Pizza Rolls from America and claiming it as their own invention.
Its fucking hilarious when lesser countries are so insecure they have to steal things and claim ownership. We aren't even mad though, we didn't patent and trademark the fuck out of it like you European faggots do when you are afraid someone might improve on your things and do it better than you ever did.
So yeah. Britain can take all the credit, you guys are fucking genius.

>Why all the hate for British food ?
edgy teenagers

I wish meat pies were more popular here in America. They're mostly a frozen food item.

>I agree its fucking stupid to say but isnt that actually what scotch means?
But they're not scottish even, it is a name of a recipe from a dept store that sold them.

Scotch eggs are one of my favorite things Got an expat where I live in Florida who makes them for all our get togethers and I sneak a few leftover ones for my midnight snack or quick breakfast. He's not even good at making them, but I don't care good or bad, I just know they're a labor of love and anything that uses mustard is fine by me. I like them cold and warmed both, but always with good mustard.

>Do they even have Greggs down south?
Yes . . .of course we do.

Not all Southerners live in London.
Greggs sausage rolls are pretty good but to be honest, I would give their Pasties a miss,
Local bakers do them much better.

British people think they're so fancy lol

GEX?

>>lol
>Welcome to Veeky Forums newfriend.
>We don't really use normie expressions here but feel free to make a fool of yourself and add some more.

>not a fucking sausage bean and cheese melt
Get on the level or go back down past the Watford Gap, cunt.

>this level of autism
lmao

>lmao
Really.
Are you looking for the emotjis in the side panel?
Well they don't exist newfriend.

>peas on a roast dinner.
>Little black turds masquerading as roast potatoes.
>Not a hint of pink on that beef.
> Store bought Yorkshire pudding.

Lovely roast dinner that.

t. Englishman.

Also that gravy is far too thin, both in consistency and quantity.

We all know that that is not a real English Roast Dinner, it's just bait.

People have been lmaoing since the mid-90s.

>People have been lmaoing since the mid-90s.
Not on Veeky Forums .. .go back to facebook.

>web 2.0

A reaction meme . . .brilliant.
I'm surprised it doesn't have 'I can have Cheezeburger' or '9gag' watermarked on the bottom.

The other user is right, you lost a long time ago, it's time to stop posting.

what hole did you crawl out of?

Obvious samefag is obvious

nice
what do?

Your cousin seems pretty boring.

I bet you thought you were being funny with this post.

>Englishman
>Store

Guess again.

catering to the masses here, if you'll excuse the colourful pun.

He asked for a Christmas sandwich, which you can't say nowadays, you have to call it a winterval sandwich, cos of the Muslims and that.

Like how you have to call it coloured treacle. It's PC gone mad.

why lad?

Most of the gregs I see are in the capital

Would anything of value be lost if London simply disappeared? It seems doubtful to me. Make Manchester the capital desu.

Cooplands is nicer than Greggs

Its not funny, its kind of sad.
Meat wrapped in bread is something to have national pride in now?

>Bread
Stop posting.

>burgers
>hot dogs
>subs
>philly cheese steak
>reubens

Are all just 'meat wrapped in bread' and you guys seem to take pride in those.

>but the only things she's sent were from her apartment.

Because she's constantly being railed by British Paki and Nigger cock

It's the liberal way.

Not to mention we aren't so insecure about our countries we have to constantly force nationalism into everything we do.

Well, what do you expect from the colonies? That vacuous collection of negoes, hispanics, tribal savages and dissenters can scarcely be called a country at all.

You forgot the worst one, the Irish.

>visiting the UK for a work assignment
>go out for lunch, enter Gregg's
>everything just looks fucking awful, oily and greasy
>ask for the least disgusting looking meal on offer, the "sausage roll"
>they reheat it in a shitty microwave and comes out all soggy and limp
>eat it
>it's literally a block of grease with vestigial remnants of beef from time to time rolled in a shit tier puff pastry

"delicious"

White negro is covered under negro, my Imperial friend.

>sausage roll
>beef
Retard.

>disgusting shit
>food
British.

>poortheners

Anything north of Watford needs glassing desu

As an American, I have never not been disgusted by the sight of a British dish.

Indian, Asian, Ethiopian, Italian, German, French, Mexican -- all of that looks great most of the time.

And then fucking brits post their english breakfasts and other assorted bullshit on a plate and suddenly a can of spaghetti-Os doesn't look so bad.

You just keep down there beneath us, and we'll stay up here to provide a buffer between you and the Scottish, far from your blacks, gun crime, Shariah controlled capital and Westminster.

when you only have two good teeth in your whole mouth, bland pasty shit suddenly becomes delicious

Americans are genuinely sad beings.

>Americans actually believe that teeth are responsible for the sense of taste
Wew. You're just too free for basic education, it seems.

So what exactly is wrong with yanks? Just inventing lies for attention, you have histrionic personality disorder.

Yeah man, why do Americans have such bad teeth?

And the clappyfats ruin yet another thread.

i believe he's saying that your options become limited so you're forced to accept bland food as delicious, you retard.

>europoor cognitive ability

They have to pay Dr Shekelstein $200,000 for a night in hospital. It's no wonder Ameriteeth can't afford to have good teeth.

So your parents didn't give you enough attention growing up so you have to validate your existence by being antagonistic on the internet.

Wew.

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Rotherham and Bradford are both up north though.

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>Tfw live near Bradford
Is it just here that almost every taxi and delivery driver is a semi-literate Muslim? Not too keen on the curry music desu

>Northumberland
>Nottinghamshire
>Northamptonshire
>Buckinghamshire
>Cumbria

>these are actual names bongians give their states

LMAO

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northumberland_County,_Pennsylvania
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nottingham,_New_Hampshire
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northampton,_Massachusetts

>meat inside of bread
so special

don't talk back to me

go to your cuckshed

A burger is meat in bread

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>states
Retard.

They ruin everything they touch. It's why the words "American re-make" strike fear into the hearts of everyone.

I'm going to do an American re-make of this post

>bread
Please stop, this is beyond trolling.

I'm going to do an American re-make of THIS post.