If you don't like cats then you're missing out on some very effective stress relief to be quite desu

Dogs

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wrong
they don't care about your hobbies, they don't care about your research, don't care how your day was, don't care how you feel about that one girl in calc class
they only want your attention, don't care if you're a scumbag as long as you don't hurt them

>don't care how your day was

Demonstrably false.

>don't care if you're a scumbag

Further proof they care about you.

>Demonstrably false.
how so?

i have a rabitt

HE WAGS HIS TAIL AND SHIT

He follows me around, and is generally more petable, when I've had a bad day. Normally he's a lazy shit and just lays in his basket.

Rabbits are adorable little bastards.

great data faggot
besides, cats feel when a human is sick or feeling really bad and become more affectionate

proof?

my sister's cat who hates me with a passion came to me when I was down with the flu and started purring and being all cuddly
it's as good an example as your dog

It wanted to eat you.

I got a feral kitten a while back from a farm near my house. He grew into the nicest cat I've ever owned/met. But little did I know he would also grow into a lean and muscular, 30 lb tiger cat. Dude's an absolute beast. He can stand on his back legs and pull shit off the counter-top since he's so long. Never scratches anyone and loves to eat, play and cuddle.

Cats are awesome pets. People who claim to hate them have simply never owned or interacted with a nice one.

He's been stealing your scoops, man.

He has been watching a lot of Rich Piana videos...

>>feeling stressed
>>stroke cat
>>cat digs claws into my hand and bites me
>>stress increases
>eats cat
>stress decreases
>feeds the remains to the dog
>stress decreases even more

Friends of my family had a toddler and a cat. Toddler liked to "play" with cat, a bit rough mind you. cat got enough abuse and slipped out. Toddler started crying and cat returned for more abuse.

>a nice one
Problem is there are many not nice cats. Cats around here use my garden as a toilet and I picked up 2 kg (yes, really) cat poo this spring plus the odd cable now and then.

>Toddler started crying and cat returned for more abuse.

Cats are cool, but if you want to have an open casket funeral, don't die with one in the house.

You want to know about your cat? Look up Maine Coon. Sounds like he's got some going on in his genetic mix.

my cat is stressed all the time because he isn't allowed outside and has nobody to interact with

I'd have to pay a fuckton of extra rent money to keep one. Plus one of my housemates bragged to me about kicking a cat to death when he was younger, so I don't really want to keep one here while he's around.

I actually got over my allergies after a couple of months.

this is wrong.

user... my cat does the same thing. I love that little cunt.

>toddler started crying and cat returned for more abuse.

Do you really think they would legit eat you?

not that user. But yes, once they get hungry and desperate enough, they have no choice.

Good. I'll live on through my cat, except i'll be dead and stuff

pic related my cat as a kitten

CUTE !

here's my kitto

kicking a cat lets you vent a bit, it's true

r8 my cat Veeky Forums

that's one chill pussy user

quality cates

my grandmother has a cat like that.

every time he looks at my face he gets angry because he remembers all the times I grabbed him.

Nice man! Looks like a cat.

You just described people

really makes you think huh

You beat cats? You're awful.

cats were domesticated for no reason. they are useless.

Dogs, sheep, goats and cows were all domesticated with very specific purposes in mind.
they are useful.

Cats were domesticated exactly for rodent control, you fucking clueless retard.

Actually, scientists believe that no one actually domesticated cats. They just hung around grain storehouses and slowly domesticated themselves as the most adorable ones were the ones more likely to get additional food and belleh rubz.

Turtles > dogs > every other animal > cats

No user, that's what they have dogs for, the objectively superior companion species. Not only can dogs act as your best friend due to having co-evolved with us for 100s of years, they also act as guides for the blind, hunting assistance, and generally fun animals. This is in contrats to fat lazy cats

>companion
Dogs are servants. Cats are companions.

Opps forgot pic
>turtles
lol

Not they are both companions(better) and servants. Cats are so useless that they can't even be better that at the only thing their good for.

Animals generally are shit, really. If you want a dumb animal that can't take care of itself for entertainment, distraction or emotional support why not just get a girlfriend?

>dogfags being insecure as fuck again
Pottery.

this is actually even better

>Turtles > dogs
Go on, user.

>Not only can dogs act as your best friend due to having co-evolved with us for 100s of years,
More like tens of thousands of years. Co-evolved is right though, it is well knwon that dogs are adapted to humans. Recently an article on BBC stated that humans have also adapted to understand dogs.

>they also act as guides for the blind, hunting assistance, and generally fun animals.
Certain anons may like to know that dogs are also trained for companionship with autistic children and are able to calm them.

>Dogs are servants.
You have never had a dog.

It is possible to have cats and dogs in the same household but there are problems, like severe halitosis for the dogs...