Restaurant idea

Thinking about opening a restaurant. I have about $5,000 dollars stashed away and I think that would be enough to open a small place. I want the cuisine to be a little bit of everything... a little Italian, Asian, Mexican... just a little bit of everything. You don't see many places like that so I think it would be fun. I want to have it open for breakfast too so I can do a breakfast buffet type of thing. If I could squeeze in a bar as well for night that would also be great. Any tips? I think I would call it "JoJo's". That's what people call me.

Good idea

>You don't see many places like that

You're right. I wonder why.

You should definitely have a full menu for every cuisine on the menu. Make it 30 pages or so.

This satire is well-done

Your only 500 000$ off

8/10, had me going for a minute there

That would be way too much

Who are you, Gordon Ramsay?

Not a joke guys. I'll have some investors as well hopefully.

>$5000
Where are you opening a restaurant - India?

>Not a joke
No it's not, you are just retarded.

Nope, I'm in Burkina Faso and I'm gay.

Here is my big business idea op, you can have it
It's a stand and have you ever had icecream and they offer to coat it in chocolate for like a dollar extra
Well this stand covers anything in chocolate, anything you are carrying with you even if it's food from another stand we cover in chocolate
You can even add almonds and sauces or buy candy for us to chocolate coat
Target it to rednecks and you have a goldmine

What if I brought you raw chicken?

I'd definitely get my dick covered in chocolate.

It's a business commitment
Anything you bring we cover in chocolate
You are going to have to pay a lot for a whole chicken or sign a no lawsuit thing if we burn your dick tho

5000 dollaroos, wew lad, your restaurant will be awesome

Thanks

Name it Flynns Flyover Slop. Should reach the target demographic.

What

It's been done, but called IHOP

Damn

Yeah