Itt unitasker shit

it's only good for cutting.

It stabs also.

It can stab, chop, slice etc. You just have to know how to use it right ;)

>stab, chop, slice etc
Those are all cutting

You can use the Iron to make baked donuts

This one alone proofs that the whole "le unitaskers are bad :^)" is bullshit. The guy wanted to feel special at least once in his miserable life.

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not if you do it right idot

>egg piercer

Explain why these are unitaskers

>No more burnt fingers when making toast
>Safely retrieve your toast from the toaster
>Magnetically attach to outside of toaster when not in use

ALL IT DOES IS GRATE THINGS. JESUS CHRIST WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!

no

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You can use the blunt end to cracked open nuts or grab it by the blade in order to use the handle as a meat tenderizer.

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>Non-stick mesh strips for toasting sandwiches
>Let heat and air circulate for crisp, golden results
>Catch crumbs and cheese so your toaster stays clean
>Reusable up to 500 times

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you can also use the flat of the blade to crush herbs and spices, garlic, etc.

>cherry stoner

potato peeling fork

And then you cut the shit out of your hand

Wrong it also cuts people

People are a thing

You fucking people, not everything has to be cutting

It also slices

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either a turkey lifter or something you use to pretend you're wolverine

>it grabs

10/10 nature. Good fucking show. Whatever will you think of next?

Things are useful
That's why we objectivy them

Stabbing is just a subset of cutting, user

You can also use it to break nuts, or use it as a meat tenderiser.

It also scratches and rubs and you know

You can buy a couple of those and build a shelf with them.

You can use it as a regular fork and also build a shelf with it if you buy a couple of em.

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i... i want it

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It has a built in thermometer, if the flesh burns and releases a foul smell you know the dish is still too how.

>This one alone proofs that the whole "le unitaskers are bad :^)" is bullshit.

No, you're just misapplying the definition of unitasker.

Jesus Christ

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*smacks lips*

What's the definiion of an unitasker?

Bread rollers are invaluable tools both in and out of the kitchen.

I have actually used a waffle iron to make grilled cheese sandwiches before. Assemble as normal including additional fillings, then compress into the waffle iron. The cheese leaks out and forms a nice crust and the waffle craters can be used for other condiments.

>linecooks btfo
>barely past min wage btfo
>shouldhavebetonSTEM.png

>not buying a panini press

A device that performs only one specific function.

A knife is not a unitasker because it can cut many different things: you can fillet a fish with it, dice an onion, carve a roast, break down a chicken, mince herbs, etc. It has countless functions, not just one.

Likewise an oven is not a unitasker because you can use it to cook many different things: braise, roast, bake cookies, a pie, pizza, etc.

Unitaskers do only one specific thing, not a wide variety of things. Pic related, for example, only cracks eggs. That's it. (unless you want to come up with some kind of sperg use like a paperweight)

>fuck your unitasker
>use the same thing with less useful grill plates for what he wants to do

There's nothing wrong with owning unitaskers, as long as the unitasker can do a chore quicker/simpler than you can, and there's no difference in quality.

If you buy one and only use it once, then you're kinda fucking stupid, but that's a different point.

That is not a unitasker because it can open many types of egg. Everything grade C-AA as well as any color of egg.

Apply the Unix philosophy of doing only one thing, but doing it well.

And I'd buy that egg cracker, I'm tired of eggshell shards.

>Pic related, for example, only cracks eggs

And an oven still only heats things up. If you really want to follow that unitasker meme please stop having double standards.

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I have literally never had this problem and don't understand why people do.

Are you just smashing your eggs in a bowl to open them like hulk or something? jfc.

Sperg detected

They don't work very well. You'd probably end up with more shards than you would cracking them by hand.

fuckin 10 eggs cartons. 12 is a better number. More factors.

With the lid of the bowl, or a fork, or any other kind of edge. There are always shard but if I didn't do it with enough force to make it easily open but not too forceful to not outright smash it I will have to be carefully cleaning away shards before the come loose into the food. Worse even if I only ended breaking the shell without actually opening it at all.

Can that thing give me a handjob?

I unironically use one of these

I cracked hundreds of eggs before buying one, and I STILL managed to either break the yolk, or get bits of shell in, no matter how many meme methods of breaking I tried, and it would always send me into an autistic rage.

One handy tool later. Perfect eggs. Every time.

>automatically shake your cocktails
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>ona hole butthole mould of miley cyrus
>lube
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I just don't know where I went wrong

ye probably, just treat it nice unless you want it ripped off by hydraulics

Pretty trivial differences there (grade and colour). It can't even crack quail (too small) or duck (too large) eggs.
You really have to reach to find a practical application for that other than "cracks hens eggs". Not to mention why buy that when you can already crack eggs. I'd expect to see items like this in say, an egg themed restaurant that cracks hundreds or thousands of them a day. However this egg restaurant will also have an oven, as will the generic restaurant next to it which will be completely devoid of egg crackers.

to;dr: kys

Arts & Crafts for your wife's son.

The thumbnail looks like the hand is holding a dick.

youtu.be/stTzLmoStsU

this """""artisan""""" tordiya maker pod machine is by far the worst unitasker I've seen

I love how fake her accent gets when she says "fresh tortillas"

That one would be nice to have for a prep cook doing large amounts if it actually works that well

Fucking metric eggs.
GB2Sucking germany's dick, you eurotrash fuck.

I really hate it when mexican people randomly start rolling r's.

This one doesn't seem that bad. Just an accessory for making a toaster into a ghetto panini press.

Can it tell jokes and say I'm good at washing dishes?

Is that like a carrying case for a specific size pizza slice

>Not cracking on a flat surface

I found your problem.

>rolls her R's on the word "fresh"
>Tortilla maker is a giant fucking monstrosity and is basically the keurig of torillas, meaning you have to buy their single-serving pods at whatever price they set or you can't use your tortilla maker

I'm gonna watch this video a second time that was so entertaining.

Did some more research: youtube.com/watch?v=JB-j4cz2PlA

It's $400 and each pod is 70 cents. 70 cents for a tiny fucking tortilla.

This legitimately makes me angry.

Their website FAQ said 79 cents per pod.

> Not knowing how to make tortillas from corn flour, water, your hands, and a flat pan

Are Americans this inept at cooking?

Dont get me started

>it only kills people

well, it does. bears too i guess. i'm totally for guns too.

>all this autism over what is or isn't a unitasker
It's a unitasker if it is only used ON or WITH one thing. It is not a unitasker if you can use it with a variety of things, as therefore it can be used to make multiple dishes. Calling an oven or a knife a unitasker is retarded and you fags know it.

If you need tortillas dey betta be FDESH.
Makes FDESH tor TEEyAS in seconds.
>says 'Fresh' completely normally at 1:40
kek

a reference to early athletic shoes

i see you, Veeky Forums

kek

No, my friend. That is what THIS unitasker is for.

Hey all, I know this is the wrong place, but anyone got advice on a Tefal OptiGrill vs a goreforeman vs any other product?

I'm shopping for my wife and every website is bias as all hell.