Can someone buy my book?

fucking damn it i thought it would be a best seller i made two dollars and it's over

i suck

fuck you dan brown

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Your promotional efforts could use some work. I'll buy it if you put up a link.

I made it 2.99 at first but changed it to 0.99 which makes way less money and people still didn't buy it.

is my cover to amateurish? i legit torrented photoshop cs5 and worked for bloody flipping like two whole hours

so if i seem irritated i'm clinically depressed and i'm also dehydrated

here is link

amazon.com/dp/B01ILEQBZY

do links work on Veeky Forums? i came to Veeky Forums because i knew it was powerful, but it's a double edged sword

sorry*

typo

is this the correct Veeky Forums location? what's a good place to advertise?

I want my book to sell copies so that I can get an income. 2 dollars isn't an income, it's bullshit.

how do i do this? i am ambitious and will write more in the future but i want money

ONE cocksucker bought my book

ONE

someone else read it for free so i got like twelve cents

what do I do? i have a quality a product (look at it)

Can you give the free pdf?

but the point is to make money

You need to click on the post number to reply to someone

like this?

No this is not the place to advertise. Give us free copies or fuck off.

99 cents is practically free, it's just 99 cents more.

with such quality content, it is practically a steal

a *dinosaur* steal, if you would. (because it's a book about a dinosaur)

Go away.

oops i forgot to click to reply

Okay goodbye.

sorry friend will do

You need to write a review with another account. This will bring attention. I mean, when was the last time you bought a book that had no stars or reviews?

>Clicked the link
>Read the preview
Kek

>Authored by Hugh g erection

No one needs to read an entire book by you to know you're a hack

With all due respect it is Dan Brown who is the real hack

maybe you could buy it and write a review (friend)

Fuck off.

I'm a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""writer""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""".

Kek.

>14 pages

This is not a book, it is a pamphlet.

Lmfao I read the sample

This is quality.

Kill yourself ,OP, and rid yourself of your miserable existence.

This dumbass hoe published a shorter story than me but it was more pages because of the font size

true god

it may not have been font size but the type of file they uploaded

"nigger diarrhea soup"