Ok faggots, lets measure dicks. What is your occupation, net worth (describe a bit where it is), age and retirement goals?
I'll start
Software Developer
$730k (real estate and 401k)
33
Will retire when passive income stream is $10k/month.
GO!
pic unrelated
Forgot to mention to include total compensation.
Mine is $155k/year
$230k
32
used to make about 100k/year but no longer due to illness. more like 50k now. im fucked
what an ugly bitch! wouldnt fuck for money...
tfw no grandmommy gf
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE NAPPY!
>age
18
>net worth
About 2 million
>income
200k/year from my online business
Still feel poor, wonder if I’ll ever make it
lol always wondering who types up this kind of stuff
nice. what online business
22
Let's see...
House is about 250k. Have about 270k in crypto/fiat on crypto exchanges ready to buy right now, about 150k in insurance bonds, and about 10k in other things like my emergency fund and monthly spending fee.
My salary is 35k per year and I'm 22. There is no larping here, I just got really lucky with crypto in 2017.
22, almost 23
No job but a good degree
$700 to my name, no luck in crypto/late to the party
Have a couple of job interviews lined up this week. Wish me luck.
Entrepreneur
14 million
21 years old
Will never retire.
Even if you got really lucky, how did you have the initial capital to invest in crypto being only 20-21?
>ill start
>forgot to change the title of the thread to /larp/ general
specifically what did you earn the money on
god i wish i could suck on those titties all day
he LARPs on Veeky Forums
Manager - ~155k
Normie Networth: 2m, +Crypto: 5.5m
30
Never retire
Has the right priorities.
I want you to kill yourself, but not before you watch me stab your family to death
>occupation
shitcoin """investor"""
>net worth
high 8 figures
>age
24
>retirement goals
lol
Net worth 5 million
400k a year
Head chef at Wendy's restaurant Tallahassee New Mexico come in ask for him and mention Veeky Forums and I'll hook you up.
Good luck user
net worth 6 million
crypto trader
19 years old
not stopping til i have 1 billion
What illness do you have and why does it prevent you from working?
Part time newspaper delivery boi
15k crypto networth (ath 111k)
22
Retirement goal is millions of dollars which i'll have next year with mt secret coin
WTF? Is EVERYONE here a crypto investor?
I only invested about $3000 in crypto. Then went to every McDonalds and Starbucks I possibly could for different IP addresses for the Timereum genesis airdrop in about May 2017. Those turned out to be worth about $55,000 each by January 2018 because Timereum rebranded as ELIX, which is still growing. Got it from a part time job in college. Basically I was airdropped like $750k and lost some of it in bad trades but successfully grew the rest. That Timereum airdrop was a lifesaver. My only regret is not doing any more since it was literally free money and I only saw 1 thread on Veeky Forums about it that day.
Do a livestream, thank
22
Invested in Crypto
Networth $1 Billion
About another $1billion in stocks
Couple of houses in California, New York, Florida near the bay areas that total maybe $200mill
I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Am I doing it right guys?
Name or moar?
age 26
networth 12mill
retiring soon
Got danggggg that milfy on the right. Really wanna bang a milf like that. Anyway yeah:
>age 18
>net worth 500 million
>pizza delivery boi
>shitcoin enthusiast
nigger, living off welfare. Retired at 14.
13
3 billion
1 in crypto, 2 in real estate
never retiring
Mfw still not in the top 0.001%
>browses Veeky Forums
>not collecting neetbux
get off my board
Beautiful. Is this from Goethe?
online larping
ceo
9.3m + 3m in crypto
22
retiring at 100k/month
>secret coin
WHATS THE COIN
Who is that old hag
Inheriting $10MM worth of assets from my parents. $60k annual in passive income (renters, dad owns shares). Occupation: NEET
31
80k net worth
135k/year
Put like 8k in crypto, now worth 8.6k..
...
I mean 3mil, just like everyone else on biz doing 100x in a bear market
Engineer
$75k Australian
23
I don't have any plans to retire, if I get rich I'll just have a nicer lifestyle.
13k/year
Life savings maybe 1k if I am generous
In process of getting mortgage for house to start a family with gf.
am i dead?
Oh, thought this was an annual income thread. My bad. Net worth is only around $50k right now, because I've only been working for a bit over a year.
>LARPing: The thread
Post proofs faggots.
>implying Goethe was talented enough to write such beautiful words
kek
30
240k (50k crypto, 90k stock, 100k retirement)
5 years ago this would have seemed like a lot to me. Now I feel poor as fuck.
I have 2000 to my name but I only recently started selling drugs off grindr. I have 500 in crypto but I invested last month
I have a 2014 Toyota Camry I got from my parents and make 15 an hour as a pizza delivery driver plus another 20 an hour in tips.
I'm 21
>accountant
>$70k/yr
>$250k in equities
>will fuck off to asia at $500k
Fucking off to asia at 500k as well.
>Call centre
>$80k in crypto, $1.5k in savings
>26
>Haven't thought about it, in fact my crypto investment going down day by day I may be fucked
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Danoooooo
do you still look for aidrops? think it's worth the trouble? i never looked for it but thought it's only worth pennies.
fugg
Aerospace welder
46K last year at $16 an HR
Now at 19hr, soon to be $24
25yrs old, first job
Own a house
$1,500 in shit coins
Own 2 mining rigs
$1k in my account.
Have a $15,000 bond that reaches 30yrs soon ish.
-$3300
Age 18
Net worth ~10k
Occupation None
Freelance Artist/NEET
$300K
32
Already receiving passive income of around 3K a month so I'm retired until it dries up.
Is everyone here a millionaire?
Office Monkey
-120K (mortgage, car and wedding expenses.)
Paid 40K a year
32
Will retire when I'm dead at this point. Investing every dime from serfdom into crypto. If I can't pay off my debt from it after 3-5 years then I'm going to go all in on a business plan I've written up.
There's nudes?
Moar!
dw it's all larp
Who is this
are you actually this retarded or larping as well
Tits for clicks/distraction.... could this be a slide? This is a 100% degenerate jewish thread.
sauce on the milf
who the fuck is she? Hurry up.
NEET
550k on crypto
24
wagies disgust e
WHO THE FUCK IS SHE HURRY UP OMFG
ur mom
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHERS!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILK, YOU LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO, I'LL SCREAM AND SHOUT!
I'LL CRY! I'LL WHINE! I'LL STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
post sauce mommy pls mommy
> "another 1 billion in stocks"
>Doesn't realize that stocks are factored into net worth
You're not gonna make it.
im staying here until someone IDs her
Ex software dev
$1.2m ($1.2m in crypto, $10k in bank account)
24
Already basically retired, monthly spending is less than $1000 ($600 of that being rent), planning to cut that to $300 by moving to Thailand.
Been cashing out $4-7k/month for the past 7 or so months since my crypto stack grew to 6 figures, but I skipped Feb and will skip this month too.
I still do the odd freelance job for some pocket money every few months, but most of my days are spent playing video games and quietly DDing crypto projects.
i just jacked off to the pic with chainlink blocking her bobs and vagene. i'm now a stinky linky
That's really cool user, living the dream. Don't forget to eat healthy and work out so you can enjoy the good life when you're getting older.
Joke is I was actually happier when working. More stressed, but happier.
It's really hard to transition to having to find that mental balance on your own when you've been study/work-slaving your whole life.
just jack off mate
yo you gotta find out her name im going to die
I am
>24
>poor as fuck
>10k in crypto
>live with my parents
Just started my own physio practice, hopefully it will take off. Have you thought about starting your own company?
Master Mechanic, 25 an hour
4K in the bank
1300 in crypto
6k in tools at work
Doing everything I can to make it. 25yo army vet
Crypto miner, 200€/day after electrical costs
close to 0 in bank
65k in various shitcoins
about 1MM in assets
shit that chick again.. I remember talking to her briefly on meetme... she was hella big titted and hot.
tho she's obviously aged a bit in 3yrs. still one hella ass/tits for a 50+yr old lady. If I could remember her name i'd retrack her down she was local. I would love to bounce those 50+yr milkgallons around
name i need the name
18
$400 net worth, more if I dont get liquidated
besides money I have true friends, passions and I would say I am happy in life
read what I wrote a 2nd and 3rd time... the name part is mentioned. Trust me if I knew it I would look her up as she was local to me in town. Only talked to her briefly on meetme before losing her in the shuffle. That was 3yrs ago. I knew her name 3yrs ago but not now. There now you know why I didnt post her name I cant. Shit she had tons of pics up on her page. Alot more than those few posted.
How did you manage that as a freelance artist?
>t. former freelance artist
Student
19
$400
$8 a week
post any information you have pertaining to her
I am digging thru my computer looking for the pics of hers I got... I hope I still have them cuz one was a lovely thong shot with her covering her tits with her hands and man I havent seen it anywhere else. So digging thru this stupid rig and 3tb of data trying to find them.
any I find I will post
Occupation: Sales executive (150k/yr)
Net worth: 350k
>250k house
>100k retirement
>2k in crypto (10k ATH)
Age: 31
Retirement: Whenever I can pull off 10k a month passive (so likely never)
>feels bad man
24
Soldier - intelligence analyst, but this is my last year and I have a cushy government job lined up
$40,000
Plan to retire at 40ish