Professor tosses the prescribed textbook into the trash

>professor doesn't have any recommended textbooks
>gets all his exam questions from a very specific one

>professor gives recommended textbook on a foreign language
>and i quote "who cant read X language its very easy lmao"

>professor tosses my will to live into the trash

>professor doesn't have any recommended textbooks
>20 ppt files
>all +100 sildes with walls of text
I love this meme

>Become the class autist by spamming everyone with pirated materials

LMFAO

>open trenchcoat
>"you wanna learn how I beat the system? here kid, the first ones free....."
>*throws smoke bomb and waddles off*

>lecturer doesn't use latex and beamer to typeset his slides
>doesn't use the handout option when putting the pdf on the class page
>uses a proprietary, nonfree operating system
>uses nonfree codecs when showing video demonstrations
>stutters and acts defensively when called out on why he hates freedom

A simple upvote would have sufficed, you didn't have to reply to me.

*ends conversation*

>Professor turns out to be a student

I HATE this shit.

>Professor uses a no-no word

>everyone squirms in their seats uncomfortably

>undergrads don't understand what graduate school or TAships are

I dunno what TA duties are like at other unis, but we had to full-on prep and teach classes while the profs dicked off to do their own stuff.

My students always flipped out that a 24 year old (who looks 18 tops) was teaching their classes and assumed I was some kind of genius

>professor play Dota 2 and tell your mom jokes
>feelsgoodman.jpg

l-lewd

Thank God I didn't want to pay $300 for that shit now I can just download the whatever he wants

They flip out because TAs are almost exclusively terrible teachers.

>almost exclusively
wat

>meets class qt pi
"Hello m'lady, I am selling supplies that are of utmost importance and relevant to the class."

>opens trenchcoat
"These are all the class books. Don't worry, it is free for a lovely lady like you."

>gives USB to her
>her hand touches my fingers due to fingerless gloves

"Gee thanks user, that is so cute of you, wanna hang out?"

>spergmode.jpg
>have a bubble of pre-ejaculation
"I m-must go my lady"

>tips fedora
>throws smoke bomb and run like sanic
>come home
>get off doing my waifu and shitposting on Veeky Forums

>no counterargument

It's true.

>prof looks and acts like Sam Hyde
>he regularly forces girls on the stage and humiliates them
>if anyone tries to disagree with "I'll give you a mic and 30 seconds"
>most people sperg out because he puts so much pressure on them
>uses uncomfortably fresh Veeky Forums memes in his lectures
>was reported for bullying
>burns the complaint letter in the next lecture

he is a genius though.. I think he hates us

>the professor tosses your prescribed medication in the trash

B-but I need that to live!

This can't be true. I don't believe you

I want to believe

Do everyone a favor and remove your inferiority from the gene pool.

It's not genetic, I have hepatitis C.

> Retarded enough to get hep C
Kys and clean up the gene pool

...

But it was a hospital-acquired infection...

> hello class you can call me &first_name
> lesson 1: throw the textbook away
> we're going outside

Recipe for an awesome professor

nice trips

Thanks lassie

Not him btw.

no need when the other guy comes with an incoherent sentence.

>being retared enoguh to be hospitalised

>professor tosses the trash can at students

Eventually he had to stop after he broke that girl's glasses and she cut her eye but it was fun while it lasted.

What language? If it is in English and people in your class can't speak English as a second language they should be ashamed of themselves.

He said lmao?

It was not English,if it was I would have been all over that.
He was laughing,i rephrased a little.
The emoticon equivalent would have been ;^)

I'd be upset to at that point you're literally paying for the credit of the course alone I rest easy knowing somebody who has taught the course before or who has gone through the process of getting hired is teaching me, not some above average normie TA

What's technical college like

Also not him btw, almost exclusively isn't a non sequitur it means what it sounds like asshole

>professor tosses your prescription lenses in the trash

That's pretty bad, paper waste belongs in the recycling bin.

What language?

>Being hospitalized

Someone give this guy a Darwin award!

>Professor eats quizzes if the paper has notebook fringes on it

Serbo-Croatian
Yes thats a mix of two languages.
I live in a country where we speak entirely different one.

I was only in the hospital because the government was studying my physiology, as I am a mutant with a 6000 IQ and super-strength.

>professor forces bad students to eat trash
>People who fail need to eat sharp medical waste.

Ahahahaahhaah