If you had a magic hand that could produce one food smaller than a regular plate for the rest of your life what would it be?
Possibly pic related
If you had a magic hand that could produce one food smaller than a regular plate for the rest of your life what would it be?
Possibly pic related
me and my black truffle hand are gonna be millionaires
>caring about money when you can have fresh food from your hands
get a load of this guy everyne
#3 would be any of these
well done steak with ketchup
Falafel for sure
He choose... wisely
Shrimp and cheese empanadas
me and my chicken tendies hand are gonna be GBPillionairs
This thread is based on a thought I distinctly remember having in class when I was in year 3 or so.
I don't know why I remember it so much, maybe because it's retarded, or because it was a great fantasy.
As much zafron as possible, best quality zafron in the world
I would be so fucking happy
>op didn't put a daily limit on producing food
every fucking nation on earth would kidnap you for your magic hand.
Squid ink. Also becomes a defense mechanism
I fucking love dimsum
I would single-handedly destroy the American economy.
>implying theyd discover it
id eat the evidence as soon as id conjured it...
SINGLE HANDEDLY KEK!
Mini 'go 'zas
Morphine pills.
Burrito..
That is all
>CIA Spooks come after you
>Summon literal amber waves of grain
>Drown them in wheat
>Catches police attention
>Embrace your new lives inside the grain silo, my brothers!
>National guard is called in
>Your metal and kelvar will do you no good under the crushing weight of my mighty wavey wheaty wonder!
>Full blown invasion of US soil as the military collapses, with even airstrikes unable to pierce my crunchy, dusty, grainy cocoon
>Every military in the world is fighting to hold control over the 8th wonder of the world, an unending gyser of wheat that cannot be stopped
>So much wheat seed has been spewed into the atmosphere and carried on the winds of thor that it is growing everywhere
>Absolutely everywhere
>It has become an aggressive, invasive species
>The world economy has collapsed
>Endless warfare has destroyed modern society
>Ecosystem changes from the meaty wheaty invasion has killed off 90% of the world's species
>There is nothing now
>Nothing except our muscled golden god and his family, who sit so high atop his mountain of amber grain that water would freeze instantly
>Our shredded Shredded Frosted Wheaties
Coconuts.
...
What counts as food here? The chinese eats dogs so could I summon an army of tiny puppers and conquer the world?
fuck
FMITMcCTBFFS
The thousand dollar ice cream sundae or something similarly expensive, then I would sell tons and be a billionare and buy whatever food I want
Dumbasses, lol
well memed my friend! ;^)~~~~
Well someone's gotta give you a (you) so here ya are buddy!
For me. The mcchicken
Very few greentext stories have had me laughing this hard at line 2.
Would this violate thermodynamics or would the mats and energi come from somewhere?