A girl attacks you with a blunt object.
How do you react ?
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A girl attacks you with a blunt object
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I would run away and call a police officer because I'm an adult. It's 2016, misogyny is so out of date.
I try to play it off as cool as possible.
crack my knucles this biotch gonan get some
one, two, triple cross counter
I'm not a fucking weakling so I'd just restrain her.
And just do body weight stuff.
Disarm her then shit on her purse.
Stop her and tell her to aim for my balls
Teleport behind and whisper into her ear, 'a wicked attempt, fair maiden, but thy hand not fault mine own life!' then peck a little kiss on her neck before teleporting away with a heart chuckle
Sensible adult, enjoys Flaubert, the Modernists, plenty of literary eras
Cool kid who reads pomo to be cool
POWER FOR POWER
FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
Kafka
Pynchon fan
I guess I would have to tie her up, for my own safety.
Then I would search her thoroughly for any concealed secondary weapons. Can't be too careful.
depending on how hard I might go down + cry or take said blunt object and hit her with it at least twice
>skipping mine
bitch
it's a stretch, but thanks for keeping things literature relevant.
I noticed that too, it was rude.
gene wolfe fan not worth mentioning
Austen fan
Henry Miller and Anais Nin
Neoclassical poets like alexander Pope
Knock her out, cut her sinews, and drag her on the back of my chariot
Planks, Leg Raises, Bicycle Kicks, Crunches
Mildly freak out, stammer out "why are you hitting me," chuckle nervously at the situation until I realize no one is helping me, choke down tears until I can escape and then release them till they fall into my clenched teeth while I hit my head with my fists for being so pathetic, again.
This is actually just a quote from a lost Bret Easto Ellison novella
Pessoa
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Call her crazy repeatedly while backing away (possibly in circles).
Take pan off her and shove it up her vagina then shout "How you like that ya pansexual"
I suplex her through the drywall and look for a folding chair.
I'd take a big poopie on the droopie . xx haha
haves any of u taken a big pookie of the dookie? haha
haha i poopie off the doope
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Pull out ccw and shoot her.
I'd attack her with my blunt object.
slap her
bitch
Also this counts as a core exercise.
great post
I try to restraint her, avoid her attacks, convince her to stop. If all three fails, I call the police.
>Arrive 14 minutes later and shoot you
Good job!
I'm not an American though. Hopefully my country cops aren't like that.
>I'm assuming I'm being attacked in the middle of the street by some girl I don't know
>Initially, I'd probably just grab my head and back the fuck up while shouting.
>"OW!"
>"What the fuck?"
>"What the fuck is your problem, lady?"
>At this point, I'd probably just grab the pan/stick/book/magazine from her and try to get her to calm the fuck down
>"Jesus, hold her down" [to any random passerby]
>If she kept going nuts, I'd probably say something to the effect of--
>"JESUS fucking Christ"
>"If I finally managed to subdue her for good, I'd probably just shake my head and say something like--
>"Fucking psycho, man"
>And then I'd top it all off with a final--
>"Jesus fuck..."
Core exercises:
SKWATZ. DIDDYLIFT. BENCH. BI'S.
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG, C'MON.
very good
very good
Shove the object up my ass and walk away