What's the gayest food in the world?

>Champagne
Fabulous and gay are not synonymous, dip shit.

Canapés hands down. Pair that shit with some moscato and oh girl you got yourself a fagulous time.

Source: lifelong queer.

Did Black Rock Shooter make macarons gay or am I retarded?

the latter

Here's some popsicle we have in Germany. It's called "Flutschfinger" witch means "slippy finger".

OP
he's a massive fruit

Don't forget how cheese and vinegary his cock is when he doesn't shower for 3 days.

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Isch und meine Familie, wir präferieren alle den Flutschfinger

Best German dish I ever know, it´s called Alice´s Fritzkey

Juicy thing

>Look mommy, look what I can make with my food

Thank You for preparing such a sexy webm treat for us.
Please repost this to /r9k/ and /b/.

Fags can get married now, in case you forgot.

And I will still be alone.

Better alone than gay.

Quiche.

It's delicious but also impossible to say without lisping.

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Frittata

Wedding cake vodka.

I'm only half a fag but I'd say kale. If you don't eat enough fiber chances are you'll give someone shitdick one day

>moscato
>gay

I'm tempted to disagree. White Zinfandel is unquestionably gayer.

I thought "gay fuel" was meth

>I'm only half a fag

>shisha
cancer

Cotton candy flavored vodka is 5x distilled concentrated fag juice

Agree to disagree, but you make a fair point

If you knew how much pussy I got drinking moscato with my girlfriend you'd disagree.

Nonetheless, it's more productive to enjoy food because it's good rather than what people would think of you for consuming it.

>2016
>being uncut
Gross

You're nuts if you don't drink champagne for the holidays. More like these
or shit like Hypnotiq, or the Brandy Alexander. Just brandy if they're a full blown alcoholic.

>2016
>mutilating children based on religious tradition for no good reason
Lmao