Write your suicide note in this thread

I'm sorry dad, mom, sis.
I love you, take care.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord
He is trampling out the vintage where my diary desu is stored

swoop swoop

Only non-indulgent post ITT

Checkmate

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnice

there was no reason for me to kill myself and there's no reason for me to not kill myself. it's nobody's fault. i just wanted to know what it was like to die. launch my cremated body into deep space. celestis.com/services.asp

Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay
To mould me man? Did I solicit thee
From darkness to promote me?

t. someone trying to be cool and literary even in death

Condolences to all the tendies I did not bake

all my niggas rich as fuck

Its time I return to my kingdom, I'd suggest you do the same before it is forgotten by lovely memories and good times.

>misspelled my own suicide note
might as well kill myself for real.

I would do multiple for people who touched my life as well as gifts.

I knew I was destined for this, I knew It would go this way. Maybe not this method but always this way. I was never stable enough, I never let anyone touch my life, and all my self sabotage Bullshit got me. sorry gang, please remember me well and put flowers out there occassionally.

You die if you work

Citation writ lead

it's a spelling error my dude, calm down

...to the dark tower

dElete My browser histry xdddD

I'm going to see Swans on Thursday. I'm /hyped/.

I've hidden 1 million dollar in gold under the...

Take back Europe or more will follow.

Dying seemed more important than watching your guys' marriage end, and dooming myself into a matrimonial life of my own. If I get to choose, I'll be waiting for you just past Saturn.

your suicide note

youtube.com/watch?v=HRzxihTKoew

I laughed, I cried, I meme'd, I died. Dubs.

Read my diary

please stop using my name OP

wew

In the Inferno, people who commit suicide are punished by being turned into trees and being pecked at by harpies for all eternity

I'll take it, that's a step up from my current situation, see you all there.

I have failed to live up to my own expectations. Every day I feel my potential slipping away from me and I lack the ability to change that.

This is not your fault. Please do not blame yourselves. I love you all.

Why? It hurt.

-B

I don't even know how you'll read this; when all the light'll leave the world when I pull this trigger. I can write anything now, nobody will know. Gas the kikes and niggers and Moslems, race war is now.
Dead police from the future will reanimate the mongrels and crucify you all.

Eat shit

>I'm so mysterious and deep.

But I would have written something similar

There was a cancellation, so, I got to go in early.

really makes me think

I didn't kill myself! This was staged to look like a suicide! B. murdered me with poison. He forced me at gunpoint to swallow and stole my phone. I'll hide this note. I only hope someone finds it! I'm running out of time. He's coming back!

Sorry for being a selfish cunt but i must do this. Sorry everyone. Goodbye.

The only way for me to escape this ambivalence is when I dream. Dreaming elates me to such a high degree. I'm sorry I'm being selfish.

Take care, mom and [sister].

respawn in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

...

everyone who posted seriously to OPs request should be banned for underage

Ignorant siblings in the congregation.
Gather around spewing sympathy,
Spare me...

None of them can even hold a candle up to you.
Blinded by choice, these hypocrites won't see.

But enough about the collective Judas.
Who could deny you were the one who illuminated?
Your little piece of the divine.

And this little light of mine, a gift you passed on to me
I'm gonna let it shine
to guide you safely on your way.

Your way home...

From the lyrics of tool 10000 days, wings pt2

Not a note but r8 my plan for when j get old.
>be old and rich
>buy a extremely large plot of land with hills and valleys
>buy treasure chest and convert the rest of money to gold
>seal myself in a cave with a natural looking bolder in front
>kill myself on the pile of gold

thoughts??

Fuck all you guys, seriously.

Alas poor soul! *dies by ultra oven exposure*

is that gira?

yeah

nowhere is better than here

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways,… Full lyrics on Google Play