Post the shittiest thing you buy regularly

The "Stripes" gas stations have pretty good hot dogs. I always get 2 cheesy jalapeno dogs and a Dr. Pepper

At least get Tony's or Red Barron. Have some self respect

That nacho cheese from the same machine is the most vile "cheese" I have ever tasted. I wasn't expecting much from 7-11, but I wasn't expecting something so disgusting.

Orgasmically delicious.

Tacitos from a local Couche Tard (gaz station like)

>Have some self respect
Go to another thread, normo. Sometimes I grate nice $20/lb parm on them, too. How does that make you feel?

How do you preserve them and heat them up?

I don't buy anything shitty because I'm not a cuck?

-Jack-in-the-box tacos stay fresh in fridge for about a week.
-You can order McChickens with just the patty and bun so you can freeze it, then reheat it and add your own toppings

>family size
>I always eat the whole thing (130 lbs not even fat)
>will never have a family
i want to die

I will be banned if I post my daughters vagina.

No shame in buying the red hot beef ones.
If you're buying anything but those, you should probably kill yourself

Fucking love these

I love me a good potted meat sandwich. Toast, mayo, meat. One can makes two sandwiches, a single can is like 20 cents or less. I highly recommend

yeah i stopped getting it
it tastes like nothing and has a weird spicyness to it

looks like fancy feast

those, red hot beef is decent for 40 cents and will give you gas that can melt steel beams.

Shit, I didn't even realize they're family size. I don't know what size the ones I get are, normal I guess? Anyway, I always buy two and make a pizza snadwich. Nothing makes me feel more like a genetic failure, not even telling my gf I'm not in the mood for sex cause I discreetly blew my load 15 minutes ago to trap porn.

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Tips on eating this in public without making a mess or looking silly?

you don't. take it behind a building and scarf it down the way OP scarfs down dicks behind the VFW.

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Ottawa?

>tfw thin cuts of fried spam on bread

yes lord, those are my fucking jam

that's about 1000% of my sodium intake

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I lose all self control the instant I open the bag. I eat them compulsively until the bag is kill. I eat a fairly balanced diet usually and exercise regularly but a couple time a month I gorge on something only a step away from the shit used to fatten livestock for slaughter.

Kek i doctor mine up with stuff more expensive than it too

W...we are your family

Sometimes I put carmelized onions and roast garlic on it. What the fuck is wrong me, it's basically a cracker with ketchup on it, why do I go through all the effort?

Andy Capp's are way better dude. Those are respectable, but I'd rather buy some hot cheetos.

Impossible but I put them in the freezer for about 15-20mins before eating them...

Love me some pickles

What a waste of plastic and graphic design

1$ microwave pizzas from Kroger. I fucking love them, they're completely different pizzas when you bake them too, so I have variety.

I throw that packet away and throw in veggies, my own seasoning, and protein (chicken, shrimp, or crawfish.)

Tasty but makes me third think about it.

S A M E
for some reason the fries are less spicy but equally flavorful

I've never gotten the dislike of Spam. It's a little salty, sure, but it tastes like ham to me. It's no less quality a meat than the massive abominations they glue together and sell at the deli counter as "turkey breast" for eight bucks a pound.

About once a week I buy one of these boxes, cook them all at once, then eat the lot with a little bowl of sour cream for dipping.

Aw yiss

Me personally?

Probably canned shit like

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I was in a dark place with taquitos for a while... one box a day without fail. I would microwave them too

Christ.

At least I oven bake my depression-meal, and dust the sour cream with paprika.

This probably

2 boxes of any of these 4.20

Bought the powder for of this. Diluted the whole thing in one liter of water. It was supposed to make 8 liters. fuck.

People think "canned meat = poor people food" even though it's pretty Good quality meat.

embrace it

Mah nigga, I got this big pack on Amazon for like $7 last week.

I dont know how they fucked these up they used to be so good now its just a clump of shit in a black turd

>6 gallons
uhh, that's 18 litres

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It's the closest container I could find on google search

they are not shitty, but cheap af. maybe they are avilable only in my country

oh ok.
I hope the sugar doesn't give you the 'beetus user.

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Then just buy noodles in bulk why buy the stupid packet if you gonna throw it away except the noodles? What kind of retard does this?

I can only imagine the gfs reaction
Is she that ugly or do you just want dick? Then why even have a gf?

I'm a runner who bought it on a whim. It won't happen again.

You deserve Fancy Feast

The Butterfinger Fudge is the bane of my existence. So good.

>no boxed mac n cheese yet

I like to poorly mix the powder so it clumps up

>$.35 each

noice

>Ingredients that cost less than $10 to make
>somehow the quality of Hungry Man meals diminishes over the years

how do they screw up on making cheap food? Hungry Man used to be good

Anything other than mild is so rare to find

god damn I love my over-salted, super-processed meats

Salty as hell, but I love these.

I just told her I didn't want to fool around because I was stressed about work, she had no idea I was just jerking it. I love her, but I also love masturbating.

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What do you eat first? Chocolate or biscuit?

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My man

>Oreo
>Not superior Hydrox™

>mom won't let me eat these because of the devil logo

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Fuck yeah, those were my go-to snack on deployment

>chow line is a half-mile long
>I need to go relieve the duty crew
>rip open a can of ravioli
>eat the motherfuckers cold
>feel okay until I can get more food

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Spam is god-tier

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I love to slice these really thin and then put them in my grilled cheese sandwiches.

These.
They're so awful, but they're a dollar and take like a minute to make.

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I buy this for a Dollar

Safeway/King Soopers premade mac and cheese.

Can't find a pic on google but it's basically a half pound of pic related in a small black plastic cup for like 3 bucks.

I love all of these, especially the chimichangas but god they're so tiny. I'm a small person (105 lbs) and I still have to eat 4 of them before I even start to feel full.

Now I get why there are so many fat people in America. This shit is cheap.

throw them out? wasteful people

Mayo and margarine.

Energy drinks for the weekend.

Store brand fig cookies that are probably 25% sawdust.

If you're going to put effort into it, why settle for the shitty noodles?