Is there any book reviewer on Youtube that fits the following criteria:

How about actual quality reviews?

Fucking retard

I don't watch many booktubers because it's all YA and/or liberal shit, but I still think that Chapterstackss is kinda cute.

He's 26 going on 48. Dude looks like an older Bradley Cooper, and that fucker is already in his 40s.

What is this cuteness that's occurring?

Stop trying to ruin my thread faggot.

Japanese idols.

In my opinion BTF doesn't say anything too interesting about the books he reviews and his mannerisms annoy me. It may be an act, but he comes off as kind of a snob or someone I wouldn't be able to a conversation with. He does not motivate me to read so not knowing you, I have to guess he may not motivate you to read either.

I really only enjoy watching the videos of people who seem like someone I'd want to talk to or who can teach me something.

You should probably watch a BTF review of a book you have read and are familiar with to figure out whether he will motivate you to read more or not.

However, I'm don't believe watching book reviews on Youtube is the best way to motivate yourself to read.

Maybe you need to examine yourself and decide why you don't want to read yet still feel that you should. Maybe you need to think about books that you have liked and find books that share general characteristics with them. I don't know.

As I said,

>To my knowledge, there is no one on YouTube reviewing books in a worthwhile fashion.

So in the absence of "actual quality reviews" I suggested other qualities to look for in Youtube videos about books.

Virgin detected.

Someone on Veeky Forums should start a channel

Thanks.

i made one

youtube.com/watch?v=ohcwifYG0mg

get a gimmick bro, try wearing a DFW headband bro

I remember DFW being bummed when people accused him of using his headband as an icon

there's that girl booksandshit
plenty qt ones desu

Headband, you say?

youtube.com/watch?v=0v1KV9-GlzI

Looked up booksandshit. She's really like me in the most depressing way possible.

Watched that video, then some of his others. I think I've found a reviewer I like.

>All the ones I've seen are just xd quirk makeup uggos

that one scottish chick is cute

you know the one

>She's really like me in the most depressing way possible.

jean? yeah she's smart too, doing a classics phd

WHO?

youtube.com/watch?v=XF-zy0RsEGg

The best (and hottest) book reviewer out there is objectively RGsDevilship.

thanks for sharing another qt

>that accent
>loves the ancient greeks
>nice bit of chub to her

Wife material, lads.

the knees are his gimmick obviously. this video is a masterwork of post-modern comedy. he's even showing the wrong book in the video

Paedomorphism.

i don't get this
why do so many people think he looks old?

Better Than Food.

The Black Ponderer.

The_Bookchemist.

youtube.com/watch?v=tYikgQJfux8
absolutely based

jesus christ, memorize your speech in chunks larger than single sentences. waaaaay too many cuts

she couldn't even do a full scene explaining one of her favorite epics. how is it your favorite if you can't summarize the plot or recall the story of how you learned latin without stopping the camera to fact check? It's a valid criticism because of the medium she's presenting within.

just look at porn with a classic book in hand, it's better for your brain that way.

what the fuck is a challenging book lmao wouldn't reading YA be challenging since you don't like it

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>drunk philosophy 1 and 2
>nihilism for dummies
>do you need philosophy to be happy

this bitch is retarded

*intellectually* challenging, my good sir

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thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=FUlX6ScBToA

i hate this faggot

I just wish he knew how to fucking edit his videos. That and he needs to stop drinking while recording, it drives me crazy

qt tho

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Stop ignoring criteria #3 you stupid fucks.

youtube.com/watch?v=oYpkNw4_7u8

Fuck your criteria. What are some reviewers that express their genuine opinion in their reviews?

Why are you on Veeky Forums if you can't read?

That's impossible to know. What a stupid question.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Cliff thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Veeky Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" youtube book reviewer guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Veeky Forums posting about a booktuber. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Cliff le Sargentfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT JOHN WATERS SAID." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Cliff thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Veeky Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" youtube book reviewer guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Veeky Forums posting about a booktuber. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Cliff le Sargentfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT JOHN WATERS SAID." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

By the way I want to thank you as basically the only participant in this thread. Thank you.

i'm surprised how quickly this turned into the r9k essentials thread

I thought r9k hated women

it's a love-hate relationship. or maybe master-slave.

except that's one of the few vids where she talks about classics. most other ones are bout YA and dumb click bait lists. I though she was great at first, but realized shes just kind of vapid. watch her videos on the classics and then move on.

There was some guy that looked like /mu/'s lord and savior who posted here a several months ago asking if his review was good. I wouldn't mind listening to his reviews again, however I have forgotten his channel name or if he decided to keep making reviews.

afaik she doesn't review ya
does read some shit stuff but not that

damn Cliff, if you put as much energy into your reviews as you did this paragraph, people might actually watch your shit.

cliff is a luddite
he doesn't even know what reddit is

>is male
P S E U D
S E U D P
E U D P S
U D P S E
D P S E U
P S U E D

If the first two rules are satisfied, then the third seems wildly arbitrary.

I'd let him take my ass to pound town but Jesus Christ he's a boring pretentious trustafarian cunt

I'm sure he's a nice guy but lord

he must be self aware that he does come off a bit pretentious
i think he is
he does live in hipster paradise tbf, or at least did, so I suppose it's understandable

It's because I'm sexist.