You are a celebrity

>you are a celebrity
>they approach you for a literacy propaganda poster

What do you select for the photoshoot?

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Ficciones

The Genesis and Structure of Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit

No one's said Lolita?

I'm sitting in a crimson executive chair wearing a 1999 Houston Areos jersey framed by a black marble wall backdrop

Depends if I'm taking things seriously or not.

Serious- City of God

Not serious- The Communist Manifesto, and I'm holding it upside down.

I'm not a celebrity.

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>The Communist Manifesto, and I'm holding it upside down
Thanks for turning me back I was getting a little woozy.

>I look like I'm about to poop myself

the face of universal literacy is facebook and twitter, and the death of blissful ignorance for the average person

Jesus, Hitler was an ugly sonofabitch wasn't he?

Hitler was a qt

meh

lol

fpbp

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Dune

It didn't help that his mustache looked like a Japanese girl's pubic hair.

might I suggest

Taipei

Infinite Jest

120 days of sodom
Alternatively, babyfucker

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most patrician READ poster coming through

I can't choose one myself. they'd probably consider most of my picks inappropriate.

>Update

>2016
>still reading paper books