"Thank you so much for taking me to that lovely violin concerto, user. Now...

>"Thank you so much for taking me to that lovely violin concerto, user. Now, read me the best line of that novel you said you were working on."

>"Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast food?"
>"Hazel, eat."
>"But why?" I asked. "I mean, seriously: How did scrambled eggs get stuck in with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has eggs, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich."
>Dad answered with his mouth full. "When you come back, we'll have breakfast for dinner. Deal?"
>"I don't want to have 'breakfast for dinner,'" I answered, crossing knife and fork over my mostly full plate. "I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled eggs-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it occurs at dinnertime."
>"You've gotta pick your battles in this world, Hazel," my mom said. "But if this is the issue you want to champion, we stand behind you."
>"Quite a bit behind you," my dad added, and Mom laughed.
>Anyway, I knew it was stupid, but I felt kind of bad for scrambled eggs.

'Women are insects to me. You are nothing but a roastwhore who lusts for Chad cock. Let's face it: your simply inferior. Go home, filthy whore, I have anime to watch'

2D > 3D

>tfw no Veeky Forums bf to take me to violin concerts

>tfw no violin concertos to take my Veeky Forums gf to

Just spread your legs a bit wider, and something is bound to fall in between them.

Be glad that's the case. That's all you're good for, after all.

But then that "line" would be out of context and utterly meaningless.

I might as well just fart directly into your earhole and claim it profound.

Op, why can't you make a good thread for once?

women are filth

>tfw no patrician blonde, perfectly sculpted blue-eyed aryan bf with objectively superior tastes in literature, art, politics, business and style
>tfw stuck with self-obsessed neckbeards with a superiority complex for the rest of my truly patrician life otherwise I'll be considered a picky roastie by everyone around me
Why shouldn't I kill myself if any bf I'll get is a fucktard?

I feel those feels you feel.

So you've already had a number of boyfriends?

No self-respecting blonde, perfectly sculpted blue-eyed aryan with objectively superior tastes in literature, art, politics, business and style would take a second-hand whore like you. Come back when you still have a hymen.

Hardly. Being obsessed with virginity is for bumfuck Christians and neckbeards. Also Americans generally.

Said the self-proclaimed roastie.

Never have I implied that I am not still a virgin. Why are you so triggered, user? Did the mean roasties say something to you?

Then you don't know what the word "roastie" means.

You can choose to keep your legs close and your fingers crossed in solitude 'til you find a self-respecting blonde, perfectly sculpted blue-eyed aryan with objectively superior tastes in literature, art, politics, business and style who'll appreciate your hymen given his superior tastes - or you can spread your legs enough to fend off solitude while not fulfilling your standards and, in the process, attaining a cunt that looks like roast beef.

do you possess any of these characteristics? any at all? just curious.

>mfw Veeky Forums is slowly turning into a pseudo-intellectual /r9k/

Only in taste and obvious mental, moral and spiritual superiority. Not in appearance.

Then fucking cultivate it.

interesting! could you summarise a few of the tenets you abide by?

Since you listed aryan as a preference, can I assume that you're alt-right?

>moral and spiritual superiority
>posts on Veeky Forums

>what is performative hypocrisy?

As you wish OP:

As he broke closer to the shoreline, the scarlet sun framing his approach, he caught sight of a figure waiting on the docks. They had made their way to the end of the furthest flung pier and sat, legs knocking, on the edge. For a moment he found his breathing had halted. He could smell the salt and the wet sand more keenly. The air felt cooler against his skin. A bead of sweat ran down the length of his nose and hung as though indecisive.

At the sight of his skiff the girl rose and jumped up and down waving to him. The illusion had shattered and he looked away, down to his mechanical arms, willing the ocean to expand between them. Too soon she was upon him. Too soon she was leaping from the quay and into his unresponsive arms. Too soon she was lifting his chin and whispering to him, her breath upon his face the antithesis to the salty sea air:

“Prepare your boy pussy."

>implying alt-right cares about aryans

Alt-right /=/ National Socialism Racialism

Individuality, self-reliance, love and the understanding of self.
Aryan I'd not a preferences, I only gave the example of what the west commonly sees as the "perfect man".

If all of you aren't the same person then kill yourselves.

I'm actually few of those comments.

10/10 best thing I've read all week. Keep going. Hope you get published.

>bumfuck Christians
actually I think you'll find that we are the last real opponents of bumfucking

If you care what other's think you don't deserve patrician company, normie pleb.

OH U

NASOLABIAL FOLDS

Well, there are the muslims as well. But you're a lot more civilised about it.

Unpublished excerpt from Hemingway's The Garden of Eden

My favorite work of American lit, and nobody reads it, nobody gets the references (emoticon)

I'm a patrician blonde, perfectly sculpted blue-eyed aryan with objectively superior tastes in literature, art, politics, business and style, and you sound genuinely dreadful to be around. You should realize where your place is, because no self-respecting man of my standard would want to date someone so delusional.

That's horrible and way too mechanic.

>Individuality, self-reliance, love and the understanding of self.
Me, myself and I. Also love, so I don't sounds like a lifeless husk.