So user, who will you dedicated your master piece to?

So user, who will you dedicated your master piece to?

Someone, surely? You're not some gf-, friend- and family-less loser right? lol

My plants

When I publish my poetry collection, I will dedicate it to Frederick, an imaginary character in my head who is basically my very personal Diogenes. He keeps me on the right path.

My sweet naughty little Nora

W-who is nora

Lovecraft

Your head is a wine barrel?

My sweet little whorish Nora
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

Google arse full of farts and I fucked them right out of you.

I promise it is actually very literature related.

Why are we pretending the average user doesn't have FAR filthier mind than this?

You think because you clop it to MLP:FiM erotic fanfics you have a dirtier mind? Joyce had an extraordinarily dirty mind compounded by love and distance from that love.

Joyce was perverted and didn't believe in bathing.

The three girls, Laurel, Puck and Anne, sitting in my basement, being as obedient as they can.

Hegel

to you Veeky Forums

To my hot milf prof who got me into lit
or

Actually, I guess the comparison works in more ways than one.

coming directly after the first in numbering or counting order, position, time, etc.; being the ordinal number of two: often written 2nd

meant to reply to

I was thinking about this a few hours ago. I think I decided on the coffee shops I wrote the bulk of it in. I was also considering a veiled allusion to the people I based the characters on.

>I think I decided on the coffee shops I wrote the bulk of it in.
Yes, good consumer. Good boy.

My cat.

God from the Bible

Sonic, of course. He was the only one who was always there for me!

The glory of God, nigguh

this photo makes me want to kill americans

user, they're just a nice, happy whole-some family. What triggers you so?
Is this about a shattered upbringing for yourself, did your parents emotionally abandon you?

All of my novels have an overwrought dedication, to several things.

I can't directly mention my wife in the dedication because she was (and still is) a minor.

To Olivia

YOU BROKE MY HEART YOU BITCH

I will dedicate it to no one, no one other than my future husbando and love of my life; the man who will hold and cuddle me as I go on to write the next great American novel in his big, burly arms; the man who will be there as I venture the grassy hills of prose and come out the other end virtually unscathed; the man strong enough to protect and defend me from all incoming attacks- this man needs no name, nor does he need a face, as he lies already within the confines of my heart, locked away until those grand doors of fate finally open and our eyes meet.

to my wife's son

>wholesome

they look like overfeed franchise-robots to me

Tetsuya Nomura since its basically a Final Fantasy fanfiction

but that's just the american way

A U T I S M
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Who does? Bathing is terrible.
>takes time
>gets you all wet
>so boring
>have to spend time waiting to dry up
>water gets everywhere
>shampoo is in my eyes
>accidentally see yourself naked in the bathroom mirror
>disrupts the natural scent, now is all chemically flowery or something

Ugh

>accidentally see yourself naked in the bathroom mirror

worst

Bathing is great you pleb
>relaxing
>removes bad smells that I don't enjoy because I'm not a Neanderthal like you
>shampoo doesn't get in my eyes because I'm not a clumsy Neanderthal like you
>makes my long curly hair even nicer and fluffier than before
>I can look at my sexy body in the mirror

you woman

Veeky Forums ofc

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>>accidentally see yourself naked in the bathroom mirror

best

You gotta learn to love yourself, user. :^)

which is why every other country in the world looks down its nose at you.

To Paul
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you stupid fucking bastard

FUCK YOU
>tfw not a qt girl

But I'm just a gay guy...

Faggot

And none of us fucking care in the slightest.
lmao mad, cuck?

My mother, my maternal grandmother, and my paternal grandparents for pushing me to do my best in all things.

It's time to post that again, huh?

>At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.

being mad at an american would be like being mad at a kid for have too many chromosomes. enjoy your degenerate culture.

>enjoy your degenerate culture.
I really am, thanks.

>So user, who will you dedicated your master piece to?

Humanity and the Earth