Has anyone else bought meat from a door to door meat sales person? My parents bought 200 dollars worth a few months ago...

Has anyone else bought meat from a door to door meat sales person? My parents bought 200 dollars worth a few months ago, the meat was packaged and looked legit. It was fucking awful though

Apparently this is a known scam/thing?

munchies.vice.com/en/articles/beware-of-door-to-door-meat-salesmen-for-gods-sake

nbc12.com/story/12783936/warning-about-door-to-door-meat-salesmen

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You pays your money and you takes your chance.
Personally I would rather buy from my local butcher.

>tips fedora

Anyone that buys meat from people selling it door-to-door is incredibly stupid and deserves their bacteria infested horse/dog/cat/raccoon meat.

It was pretty fucking awful, and now it sits in my parents freezer tons of it

How can you say no to this pitch?

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lmao who would get this shit

Sounds convincing senpai

>I'm jerry the meat man!

I threaten to turn my barking dogs out on them. They run. Much like evangelicals. Although the evangelicals tend to flail their arms more.

So is it rotten meat or just shitty quality?

My dad somehow got swindled into it. Tbh it was awful meat. He tried some and was going to throw it all away and I begged him to give it to me because I was a poorfag and he insisted I shouldn't eat it. He finally caved and reluctantly gave my poor ass all these frozen steaks and I ended up throwing them out it was so bad. It might have been horse meat but probably was just really shitty old beef packed with preservatives and coloring. It wasn't right, I can tell you that.

>somehow got swindled
you're father is an idiot, just because you love him doesn't mean he's not fucking retarded

I wouldn't buy anything from a door to door sales person. If your shit was legit, you wouldn't be having to go door to door.

>Not using your attack bird.

>tfw no predatory bird to send at the faces of my enemies
:(

My dad also got swindled by this too.

man it must suck coming from the scrotum of a fucking dolt

>Not being prepared for any situation.
youtube.com/watch?v=Npkd6mG86go
I bet you don't even own twelve guns sitting within three feet of you right now.

I do because I'm American but no attack bird sadly

It's literally always a crack head who stole the meat from grocery stores. My dad did it while he was on crack; my pregnant mother stole the meat. I was the crack baby lmso

Veeky Forums is the best

>tfw I lived off of meat man meat for an entire summer
I'm going to die of colon cancer aren't I.

hopefully

plz leave

The one time my dad bought meat from a door to door person, it was very slightly above supermarket store quality at a decent sale price.

Maybe I was just use to shittier meats growing up, but I didn't have a problem with it.

horse meat is good though

pic of colon

The main things to remember are:
1) if there is a problem with the meat, you won't be able to get a refund on it.
2) it's probably going to be way overpriced.

Someone came by the office selling meat a couple of years ago. They claimed that it was left over from deliveries to a local restaurant. The problem is that I know every local restaurant in town and nobody buys their meat from them. It was all just a lie.

I started to chase the dude out of the office, but one woman bought a package of meat. I asked her later how it turned out and she said it was okay, but not great.

My town requires all door to door salesmen from out of town to have a city permit.

The primary reason for the permit is so that they know who is going door to door selling and if there are any burglaries or sexual assaults along the route, they can readily identify the suspects.

Fuck you

>those fake ass colors

is this what passes as """"meat"""" in the american market?

>it's fedora to buy your meat from a store that specialises in meat, rather than ol' Gil who randomly turned up unannounced

They have these fuck faces in my area. They're always driving some shit truck with a freezer in the bed containing their garbage meat.

Most of the time I just tell them I'm not buying and they fuck off, but it got very weird once.

Instead of the usual scumbag dude selling the meat it was a woman probably in her thirties. She was probably pretty around her early twenties, but she was busted as fuck by the time she knocked on my door. Anyway, I told I wasn't buying shit from her, but instead of the usual last sales pitch before leaving, she just broke down crying. She started talking about how her boyfriend had kicked her out and now she was homeless and basically every problem in her life. It got very weird when she basically offered to have sex with me if I would buy the meat or pay her.

I didn't have sex her. She was very nasty and I'm happily married as well. She got very embarrassed when I turned down that offer and quickly left. I haven't seen her since then, but I don't think I've ever seen the same person twice selling meat door to door.

>Be at work.
>A gas station.
>One of these fuckers pulls up to fill his meat wagon up.
>See him start trying to sell his shit to people as they fill up gas.
>FUCK NO.
>Go out and tell him to hang up his pump and quote "Get the fuck out of my fuel station"
>He slinked away and someone clapped.

What country has D2D meat sellers?

One that is reputable is Schwan's. It operates through at least the mid west.

Their food is generally pretty good but at considerably higher prices than most places around.

Merica. Where else?

I legitimately enjoyed their ice cream when I was a kid. I can't remember my grandparents ever buying anything else though.

Yeah, but they're a real company, not some gypsy driving a broken down truck with a cooler or refrigerator in the back, and some shit tier god knows what animal product.

They're equivalent to the gypsys that drive around with a tank full of black paint telling you they'll seal your asphalt driveway for a great price because they have some leftover from doing one of your neighbors.

My dogs are quite adept at taking care of these kinds of issues.

>Selling (and by extension, handling) raw meat at a fucking fuel station.
>In the fucking car park.
I don't care how fucking cryo-frozen or kentucky fucky vacuum sealed it is, that's straight-up retardation.

...

>fingers over the camera
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Considering every guy who ever tried to sell me meat from the back of their cooler on their beat up f150 looked like a legit meth head, I never let it go past "No thanks".

Horse meat is good

>He doesn't have a falcon
Do you even go to the movies?