Hey guys I was walking outside my place and I think I may have a found an Oregon Black Truffle

Hey guys I was walking outside my place and I think I may have a found an Oregon Black Truffle.

Can someone help me identify what this is, and what I should do with it if it's a truffle

It's good luck if you step in it

Put it in your butt

That's a slice of delicious black pudding my friend. Very rare in the wild. Mail it to me and I'll confirm.

>t. blood expert

Take a bite and describe the flavor.

Truffles only grow underground. Slice some off, if has a brain looking pattern inside its a truffle.

Alright I'll slice it and post pics later

waiting on pics

You took some poor dogs favourite ball. How cruel.

Second that. Want to see interior.

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hello?

he was killed by mustard gas

good job, idiots

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sliced

Nice trips. That actually looks like a truffle. What does it smell like?

victory

What part of oregon? I'm in coos county myself.

This is the 12th result on google images lol.

So, it's completely fake. Good god, why bother, you know? I don't get it.

pretty sure truffles only grow underground. But after googling images it may be possibility Do what this user said .

derp, I ment this user sorry, im drunk

7th if you search oregon black truffle but hey, lets play along.
Sell it and use the money to buy a really nice gun to blow your brains out with, OP.

what an elaborate ruse

oh i am laffin

I can see the black spray paint on the grass. 0/10