How carcinogenic are fries?

How carcinogenic are fries?

What's the maximum amount and frequency you should eat them at?

hi op, take a frenchie fry and eat one per minute every minute for twelve years, then come back and report. keep a diary

love you,

mom

4.8 fries per day. That's for classic french fries, not curly.

IN ALL HONESTY YOUR INEPITITUDE ONLY FUELS THE INEDEQUACY

>What's the maximum amount and frequency you should eat them at?

1,500 at around 23Hz

All of them, all the time.

Trust me, i'm from Veeky Forums.

Hahaha I came here to post something similar.
Thanks user

About as carcinogenic as your oxygen.
Everything is carcinogenic and radioactive to a degree, mate. Stop pussy footing and live a little.

It's well known the carcinogens in fries travel muh faster in straight lines.

The curly / crinkle cut variety were invented to somewhat resolve this issue.

but what kind of modulation?

> 23 Hz
AM is pretty much all you can do...

that is just plain wrong

yeah my bad, you can do FSK as well
oh wait you can't because you're not the fucking military and you don't have the hardware to shift the emitter antenna base frequency on the fly

>ook/cwk
>msk
>fsk
>geometric

> ook
talk by hammering two rocks together why don't you
> msk
you don't have the hardware. you will never have the hardware. there are fucking nation-states that don't have the hardware
> fsk
see above
> geometric
see above. also good luck building that power station

I replied to my own post like a faggot. brb killing myself.

Not as carcinogenic as this thread.

who died and appointed you Surgeon General?

acylamide gets pretty high in fries
however its nowhere near as harmful as other carcinogens
still. you should be eating fries all the time

Next time you post you need to put a warning that reading it will cause cancer.

that's a bit like making a radiation hazard trefoil sign with radium paint

>who died
but who is still alive

Woah

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