Tfw busser at restruant

$40+ per hour with barely a high school education "pleeb work"

shit dawg ill suck a dick under the table for that money. im in school too.

Do you work for donald trump? I work at an upscale restaurant and as a busser i make MAYBE 1/6th of what servers make on a good week

hi it's (you) here, what percent do you make?

Idk. But on thanksgiving i worked 12 hours and barely broke 100 while the servers where going home with nearly 1k so its probably less than 1/6th

1/6 isn't a percentage you stupid faggot.

Do the math, I want to see if you're even worth that hundred dollar tip.

Be gentle. He's not quite aware how to divide 6 into 1. Maybe he was educated in US public school?

Give him a break and let him have the $100.00 tip. He has to live in the US afterall.

No, fuck that.
I want to see him dance for that money.

DANCE YOU SON OF A BITCH.

>cash
gimmie ur address so i can rob you

>user WANTS to be a server

this is why you're a busser and will always be a busser. you're just trash

I'm not even trying to be a racist cunt here, but if your English is still some ESL shit, you can very well expect never to be a server, unless you're GOAT in every other sense. Every now and then a place will put someone without great English in a server/captain spot if they are on point elsewhere and bring some "charm", but you can't do the job if semi drunk people can't understand you because you have an accent.

Also, as some other dude said, make friends with the management. That's how the weird non white people with accents get the job: they're killer aside from their accent and management likes them.

To be more in depth, the reason you probably aren't a server is because customers at upper middle to high end places want someone who they feel is at least as or more "cultured" than them. Even if it's white college dropouts, they want to think that these people have read a fair degree of "literature", and that while the customer has read more, these persons (servers) have done a bit in that direction and have more experience with food/wine. That's why a customer at a nice restaurant trusts the server. They don't, and almost never will, trust a different ethnicity that can't even speak English "right", because they know that person never read any hemingway.

These people want to be waited on by people who have had some college but didn't channel that into a career. That's how they feel special and successful.

If you can't fit that profile, then good luck, but it probably won't work.

And if you aren't white (or potentially asian), then get ready to bus dishes for another couple of years at this joint before management decides they like you more than they think customers won't trust you.

>hemad.jif

I swear to christ if you misuse quotation marks one more time I'll straight up punch you in the twat.

See

have you been tested for autism already?

I somewhat agree with this.

Protip: no matter how angry americans are about it, France is the source of all high class food traditions in the Western world.

Rare steak? France. Dry wine? France. Eating with the fork in your left hand? France. Champagne and cognac? France. Salad as a standard course? France. Cooking as an art form? France.

Clam chowder? America. Martinis? America. Possibly also eating lobster with your hands, but in any case the list is perilously short. Same goes for England, unless you really like mashed potatoes and all their variations.

I recommend reading Maguelonne Toussaint-Samat.

The idea that you work your way up in a job is bs.
To get a promo you need to use your current experience to get a higher level job somewhere else.

>resturant
Retard.

1/6th was just a guess from overhearing the waiters talk towards the end of thw shift you stupid fuck i dont know the actual % and im too afraid to ask ;_;

Servers make good money. Bussers make a Mcdonald's tier wage even at fi e dining establishments

Probably because you aren't out going. Anyone can be a server, it takes a certain weirdo Autist to be a busser.

Im white you moron. g-d forbid i dont use perfect grammar while greentexting

you are a)ugly b)fat c)autistic

a)dress and groom better, its ok to be ugly if you look sharp
b)lose weight. fat waitstaff is restaurant suicide
c)just be glad you're not in a home and try not to babble, geek.

>dress and groom better
i wear a uniform.
>lose weight
Im 145 pounds at 6'0 if i lost weight i would be skelly

TFW fat bartender/server still pull in over $300 a night

>145 lbs
>6

You're already a skelly m8

>>tfw instead of promoting me (to server) they hire some new idiots that have no idea what they are doing and keep fucking up

Welcome to every business ever. The problem is you're TOO good at your job.

just a quick question, have you let management know you'd like to be more than a busser? I mean of course their not gonna bump you up if you show no interest in it