Just got hired at Starbucks. What am I in for?

you are in for a lot of macbooks, asians, and olive green coats

So roof Koreans?

a slow painful death, like the rest of us

She wants to speak to your manager.

Prepare to sell little to none coffee, make 20 different drinks out of ice, milk and the same 4 syrups and put pastries in a toaster oven

The golden rule is this: If you have to deal with members of the public, your job will suck.

Soccer moms who think they're the most important people in the world. If you happen to be out of something they'll act like you killed their children.

Dipshit females and entitled nu-males who want what is essentially a melted sugar-free candy bar in a cup... but they'll call it coffee because they think they know what they're talking about

how does this answer his question? fucking idiot

70% ice
25% coffee/milk/etc
5% cum

living up to your rep as a true autist, user

Enjoy wage slaving your whole life.

Making dessert drinks and people thinking they're getting coffee.

>sugar-free
No

This

Huh?

This. 90% of the staff was super cute/hot chicks. Had a boner almost all the time I worked there. HOWEVER, prepare for mediocre management and dickheads. Also white suburban moms and shitskins.

is this real

if i take a cup of joe ice it scoop up some chocolate ice cream and add a whip cream ya aint getting a cup of joe you just got a cup of ice cream

B

>two shots of pumpkin spice syrup
You mean pumps.
>three shots sugar free syrup
Again, pumps, not shots. Shots refer to espresso only. Also there's sugar free vanilla, caramel et al, but no such thing as just 'sugar free syrup".
>3mm of foam
There's no foam on coffee. There's only foam on steamed milk based drinks.
>You have 2 minutes or I'll have to contact your manager
This never happens, ever.

Never worked at Starbucks but my sister has. Be ready for people wanting lattes with no foam, coffee at certain temperatures, frappy hour, and smiling and telling someone to have a nice day.
I do have about 5 years in food service though.

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Being accused of using dairy when they ordered soy.

no he's right

People that think they are being smart by ordering an expensive drink as separate component items, and mixing them together themselves, expecting to pay less because they didn't officially order the expensive drink.

People that get pissy when they place an order for a complex drink of their own design and vocally critique you as they watch you try to make it.

People that order hot water for free, because they tried bringing their own tea bag.

People that cannot properly queue up to save their lives.

The occasional customer that lingers a little too long, or tries to make awkward conversation with you after their order has been completed.

Coworkers can range from okay folks to the lowest dregs of society.

Worked at Starbucks for ~3 years before.

Get ready for stressful work, where you literally have to follow a policy of giving people whatever they ask for. Not even joking, that was the guideline- whatever absurd fucking request people have, you gotta smile and do it.

Get ready for idiots who don't know what they want, but they know when it's wrong; people who think they're special snowflakes and need to be waited on hand and foot; people who have absolutely zero self awareness or consideration that there is a human being on the other side of the counter.

Get ready for a company that will grind their heel down into your morale with a smile and insist that you have the privilege of working at liquid McDonald's.

Get ready for worn out knees, sore back and shoulders, chronic headache, and morale torn to shreds by a company where no matter what you do, it's wrong to somebody.

Get ready, buddy.

You can tell who's making the most money by who comes the most often

Other than that enjoy the view and the noisy blenders

Depends on who you work with/where you are like any job

Everyone will say there shit but i've worked at Starbucks and Mcdonalds currently (Nightshift tho) and its not bad like

Its minimum wage, the worst is dealing with someone whose anal about their shit but like you won't just get fired because you couldnt make the coffee in 30 seconds

Just how you take it man I've had so many people try to get me fired over NOTHING, just today this lady got cold fries earlier and I apologized offered her free fresh fries even though she didnt have any proof or anything im just chill and she didnt even want them she just wanted to bitch at me, I was still super nice but for some reason she called the head office not the store but the head office of Mcdonalds and tried to get me fired saying I was being very rude and called her a bitch which didnt happen. Like shit like that can happen where it makes zero sense I did nothing to this lady I offered free shit. She just mad at me for someone elses mistake

I just idk laugh you tell your coworkers have a hearty chuckle some lady just mad over mcdonalds

Meow

>get sinus infection
>call in sick for work today
>boss gets after me saying I was supposed to work
>tell them I can't
>questions my sickness
>makes me find a replacement even though company rules state this is illegal
>doesn't even say to get well
>probably will call in again tomorrow to spite her
Fucking bitch

American freedom everybody!