Is there a more based character in history than Odysseus?
Is there a more based character in history than Odysseus?
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The Odyssey is the best road movie ever created.
Brother Mario
What if it had been called The Odysseus?
Then the gender would be wrong
>wrong gender
back to your containment board
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Wrong gender for the title, chief
>coward (you know he heard Diomedes that one time)
>short
>fights with a bow like a pussy instead of going into the melee
>taunts and torments his father for no reason after not seeing him for 20 years
>gets all his sailors killed like an idiot multiple times
>coward
Kys
But he is insanely smart and not a retard like almost everyone else on the trojan cycle.
Also
>coward
Hector
>cries like a bitch
You know who could have played Odysseus?
Ajax, give it up, he beat you fair and square.
Hera
Hektor is the greatest Homeric character, Odysseus is second greatest.
No, but only in Dante's-Tennyson's treatment
Leopoldo Bloom since he was literally based on Odysseus
hehe
Why was ever Greek hero related to royals/gods?
Corsi e ricorsi
hamlet
The reason for the taunts was to make his father realize it was him without outright telling him... I can hardly recall, but there was a great explanation for that I read.
Finnegan beats Dedalus beats Bloom
>Not plump Buck Mulligan
lmao@u irl
Theseus is literally the most based ancient hero. Stood for the good of human-kind.
This, he went to war with Thebes just so they would bury the dead of their enemies. Once they agreed to , he withdrew without harming the city
>got stuck in a rock
yeah whatever man
>"Would you believe it, Ariadne?" said Theseus. "The minotaur barely put up a fight."
i cri evry tiem ;_;
>>short
All respect lost.
he bromanced Hercules and saved him from killing himself like a fool after Hercules got tricked by the gods into murdering his whole family.
No greater friend than Theseus.
>referring to the hero of the Wake as Finnegan
>and not invoking the initials HCE
as a result I respond with wailing, lament, and 100-letter thunderwords by way of imprecation on our benighted humanity