ITT: We describe are eating/drinking/socialing behavior and other anons respond to them

I behave entirely consistently with regards to my eating habits compared to at home. The only noticeable difference is that when I'm home I'm more likely to cook/eat simply out of convenience, when I'm out I try to get more complicated things.

This is your life OP, live it how you want to, not in league with perceived social necessity.

With regards to my behaviour in public/private life I'm much more anxious in public than in private and keep to myself.

>In public:
Only order a shot of a whiskey and a beer, every order is a shot and a beer.
Only wear a full suit and sunglasses, slicked back hair, sometimes even use a briefcase for a prop
Black coffee only
Steak blue rare

At home:
Literally always naked grunting and making animal noises while I eat things like jars of baby food and do things like just piss on the floor sometimes, jacking off constantly

Public:
>drinks black coffee
>drinks milktea with British co-workers otherwise just enjoy black tea in bags at desk
>Business casual all day, every day
>Don't eat red meat or anything that would make one sleepy: need that energy

Home:
>MONSTER AND RED BULL
>BEER
>CIDER
>VODKA
>different kinds of ramen, instant or not

This thread feels like a special ed class.

when in public
>i get drunk on cider because i am not an autistic fuck who care about what others think about me

>when I'm in public
>eat whatever the fuck I don't care
>don't make much eye contact
>"I play videogames sometime, read or work out"
>act fun and easygoing
>"I don't really give a fuck what I wear, people think of me or what i look like."
At home
>think obsessively about what I look like and what people think of me
>400mg test e a week, darknet dexedrine daily
>No processed food at all. Usually eat nuts, fruit, milk, fresh cooked meat or whole grains.
>a third of my nights are spent playing vidya, rail dexedrine during the day to perform.
>don't work out at all, just gear
>hardline eugenicist, think many people aren't self aware and should be put down if the goal is to create a stable society where things are peaceful enough. Hate myself and plan to do my part for the planet in a few years

in public
>only drink coke or water
>order steaks medium
>usually wear dark blue jeans and some kind of dress shirt to look fancy
>smile and pretend to be happy

in private
>drink vodka(tito's) or scotch(Macallan)
>cook steaks medium rare(i have a speech impediment for its hard to pronounce R and TH words
>wear whatever the fuck is closest to me and if i don't have anywhere to be or people aren't coming over i might wear that for 2 or 3 days
>look at the pros and cons of killing myself
>usually eat top raman or fried rice because i don't like spending money and time on cooking fancy meals if I'm the only one whos going to eat it, i don't enjoy it as much or at all if im eating alone.
>browse Veeky Forums
>get drunk on a daily basis, to the point where i need alcohol to sleep.

tomorrow is gonna be gudd

meant to upload this pic of my drink list

Not to be too much of a normiefag, but I basically do the same shit at home as I do in public.

The one exception is coffee, if it's in public I only do half and half (unless I'm going full peppermint latte retard to enjoy the season), but at home 90% of the time I'm doing a flavored creamer

What in the actual fuck are you talking about you dipshit?

>I'm ugly and pull 6-8's with ease
6-8s on the ugly scale is like normal 3-4s, nigga.