How do I spice up a McChicken to make it actually edible?

I like my mayo sandwich with lettuce and chicken

Just add some 'cha to it.

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For me, it is the trash. The best place for a McChicken.

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>no mcchicken sauce
>add big mac sauce

McChicken sauce is just mayo you memester.

>no eggs
>mayo

srirrarchr

Oh, you're just trolling. Or retarded. I can't tell.

It's already tasty, if you don't like it then stop eating it, who gives a fuck?

>Le McD's is nasty meme lol xD

t.cunny

What's a cunny?

>I'm a newfag

What's a cunny?

>spice it up

well that was easy

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Ranch.

lol not where I live

Get it plain and eat with ketchup ;)

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>Diablo sauce from Taco Bell
>Freshly chopped onion

You're welcome

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Kill yourself /v/ermin

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Get the hot and spicy version. If you can find it. You can't, but you have to try.
Also, order it plain.
And get like... Three of them. One as a large combo.
Then get a ten-piece chicken nugget with no sauce.
And get some mozzarella sticks as well.
Grab some ketchup packs for your fries.
Get coke as your drink.

This is the only acceptable Mcdonald's order. FACT.

But if you want to make it even better...

Go to Taco Bell. One of the ones that's partnered with dominos.
Get two cheese pizzas.
Get breadsticks
Get like... four to eight cheezy rollups.
Get two chips and cheese.
And get another large coke.

Okay, so put your McChickens on one of the pizzas.
Fill in any gaps with chicken nuggets. If you have trouble getting them to stick, alternate between ketchup, marinara, and cheese sauce to glue them on.
Cover in french fries.
Cover in ketchup.
Rip up your breadsticks and place them over the ketchup, forming a bed.
Place mozzarella sticks on the bread bed.
Cover in marinara.
Cover in chips.
Cover in cheese sauce.
Form a wall around the crust of the pizza using the cheezy rollups.
Place second pizza atop it, upside down.

Done.

T-thanks /v/. Maybe we could cook you a meal sometime. Like as a joke haha. It's not like we like you or anything.

Tell them to add tomato, leaf lettuce, and honey mustard. Shit is God-tier!

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we also have nineteen (19) mcdonalds in the park and someone is currently building a double deluxe with cheese ride

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Supposedly they don't really sell the spicy version north of the Mason-Dixon line because yankees can't handle it

I actually like the McChicken. it's my favourite Maccas item.

Still not worth it when I can get a more filling and tasty steak & cheese pie for $3.50.

Nah we have them here.

They sell both where I live. One of each master race

:^)

t-thanks /v/ that was very nice of you and we really like it a lot. sorry I'm rude to you sometimes, maybe we can make you something too!

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You pour gazoline on it, burn in a primitive heathen ritual whilst cursing the every ugly chemical in the thing.
Then you go to a nice fish restaurant and have some proper food.

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Fuck lol that pic

I guarantee you there's a hot load of cum hidden somewhere in that sandwich.

>tfw Clux Delux

is that a junior?

those are the best, i wonder why they even sell mcchicken when those exist and are cheap as fuck