I just boiled some water, added and egg, and then some white rice. It's covered and sitting now

I just boiled some water, added and egg, and then some white rice. It's covered and sitting now.

What am I in for?

Oh shit, you didn't actually fall for that fake viral meme did you, OP? It was a tumblr joke about weeaboos, throw that shit out. If you eat it you'll wind up in the hospital.

It's good, enjoy
Add some kimchi

Needs salt

Egg and rice.

it didn't go so good. too much water. the rice isn't as tender as i'd like, and the egg sort of poached okay but it's like boogers

and i forgot salt

Fgt

Git gid with timing

you deserved every moment of it

pissing from your ass and mouth

kek

>not liking the taste of boogers

You'all never gonna make it, bud.

Thats literally a flavour in asian countries though. Its the consistency that makes it appealing.

Like how Teokbokki or thick Bun Bo Hue noodles are popular with asians. I dont get it.

>If you eat it you'll wind up in the hospital
The fuck is wrong with your stomach/immune system that you can't handle a raw egg?

Wouldn't it be better to just stir an egg into piping hot freshly cooked rice?

perhaps

is this some retarded meme take on egg fried rice? i don't understand

That's how you're supposed to make it. Rice super hot so it cooks the egg. Add soy sauce for a delicious breakfast.

a hardboiled egg and some rice...

what were you expecting?

no OP cracked the egg and put in boiling water

Oh...

Why?

>You will wind up in the hospital over raw egg
You are weak and will not survive the winter