So I want to make roast Jew for Christmas dinner. How hot do I need to set my oven?
So I want to make roast Jew for Christmas dinner. How hot do I need to set my oven?
6000000 degrees
NODOBY KNOWS
Set it to 1488 degrees.
Rub the Jew with lots for bacon fat, and pop it in the oven for 88 minutes.
You will have a crisp succulent jew.
Serve Jew with latkes and apple sauce
1488 degrees Fahrenheit
My Oven doesn't go that high. Where can I buy one that does. I would say Germany but I don't know it will get here in time
Dig a pit big enough for Jew. Put hot coals in a pit.
Wrap new in foil.
Throw Jew in our. cover pit.
Wait 88 minutes.
Eat jew
Looks like i'll have to get another Jew to test this on. Am I better using baby Jew. Should I serve it with a foreskin salad?
999 degrees
Baby Jews can be tough and difficult to catch.
I'd test it out on a she-jew.
The hairy jew pussy is the best part btw
Use a stainless steel pan and cook it with jet fuel.
should I save the nose to make nose cheese? Seems like it has lots or cartilage
but the jet fuel would melt the steal pan
No, the nose is the most poisonous part.
It contains over 6 million harmful poisons.
Cut off nose and discard immediately
this is why i like Veeky Forums - there is always some thoughtful and deeply interesting culinary discussion going on. thank you for posting this thread, op.
Ann was an easy one to catch tasted kind of like old pizza
No it wouldn't. The most efficient way to do that would be thermite charges or controlled explosives.
once it's cooked should I put ketchup on it? or is that not kosher
JEW
NICE AND HOT
what about pan 7?
Just make sure your chefs knife is nice and edgy OP
t. Abraham Feinstein.
How did the Auschwitz ovens burn that many Jews that quickly? Was it possible?
Ovens can't melt Jew noses.
Checkmate atheists
rocket fuel from V2, it's even better than jet fuel
Looks like pol is leaking again
Reminder to report, sage an hide the thread
the oven just got ten degrees hotter
this cunt hates fried foreskins