Ok so i was sitting in my advanced physics class and came up with this awesome joke.
Why did the student study at the top of a mountain?
Because that's where he had more potential.
I told it to my teacher and she said it was funny. What does Veeky Forums think? Also general jokes thread
Parker Jones
how was physics I, also nice meme
Caleb Kelly
LMAO nice
Xavier Martin
Did she say it was funny or did she laugh?
Eli Diaz
XD
Owen Murphy
This is a very important thing to distinguish.
Xavier James
A mathematics professor once made a formal statement in class which he did not prove. The student raised his hand and asked is that obvious? The professor based around the front of the class for 15 minutes before turning to the student and answering yes.
Henry Ortiz
Paced
Jaxon Murphy
Be positive, lose an electron! (Unless you're an anion, in which case fuck you buddy)
Angel Williams
she said it was very clever and it looked like she had a little smirk
Connor Stewart
Ouch! A tachyon walks into a bar.
Carter Carter
Did you bang?
Jaxson Perez
Fuck Off
Lincoln Barnes
Gay
Cooper Anderson
Sounds like she was well aware of your crippling social disorders and though it pained her to do so felt bad for you and told you a nice but clearly false remark
Wyatt Harris
Kek, this
Luke Morales
jokes pretty mediocre OP here, let me try.
>you know what text books really get me off?
>science friction LELELELELELEL
Ethan Davis
what do you call a student that sucks up to their prof?
OP
Jason Gray
What do you call someone who spends their entire college career sucking cock?
An engineer.
Connor Hughes
lel
Logan Hill
haha noice
Thomas Gonzalez
...
Jayden Cook
I got one, it's very subtle.
Bentley Wilson
Yea- Absolutely not at all.
Carter Brown
>she Did you started dating her after the class?
Henry Wood
no there's a girl in the class that i have a crush on, and i don't want to be unfaithful to her
Leo Martinez
>there's a girl in the class that i have a crush on, and i don't want to be unfaithful to her
>i don't want to be unfaithful to her
>crush
>unfaithful
Ethan Morgan
You cheater. What of your wife?
Christian Bell
What the fuck am I reading
Kevin Scott
that joke isn't funny at all which means the teacher is into you dude
Kayden Scott
Is she hot?
William Wood
Why does everyone keep asking this? It's honestly making me very uncomfortable :(
Carter Barnes
Fucking kek.
Just admit you're a beta cuck.
Camden Sanders
top kok
Hudson Flores
in the version i heard he says "yes it's obvious, but it's not obvious that it's obvious"
Andrew Morales
Here's a pick up line I thought up that's even more awful than OP's and only a very small number of people will get on this board.
Girl, what's your Z-ab value, because I need to know the odds I'm gonna hit it tonight.