What if you ate a tiny cube with no nutritional value, except 20,000,000 calories...

Your question has been answered, this will end badly for you and the crab.

>Chemical makeup doesnt matter in this question
Its all that matters. I bet you're one of those people who thinks 1000 calories of sugar and 1000 calories of protein have the same metabolic effects

Your body probably wouldn't be able to absorb the full amount, much like taking shitloads of vitamins, the excess would probably just pass through your system.

Then the question is nonsense, because there's no way to know how your metabolism processes Space Bullshit. It's a series of chemical reactions, not some abstract "calorie extractor"

The body doesn't consume all the calories it ingests. It has to be in a form that is digestible by the microbes present in your gut. If your microbes can't digest it, you can't.
Nutritionists know nothing about microbiology, therefore the entire field is a joke.

In case you can't put 2 and 2 together, anything not digested turns into shit. There are still lots of calories present in human feces. The human body is not an automotive engine or machine that perfectly burns everything put into it.

weight gain fetish detected

Protein and sugar aren't even processed in your body for the same things. You dumbass, let me put it this way, what if 12,000,000 calories were randomly put in your body?

t. man who can't read.

Thanks to anyone who answered the question seriously.

That is the most disgusting fetish i've seen besides amputees and trypophobia. Fat people disappoint me. I just had this question on my mind.

Also answer this, your mom has 3 kids, north, south, and east. What's the 4 kids name?

>12,000,000 calories
You would melt/explode/burn

>Also answer this, your mom has 3 kids, north, south, and east. What's the 4 kids name?
It would only work if you said she had 4 kids, as it is youve named them all so you cant say its my name once I answer wrong

i would die of benzene pisoning

further info on these topics (microbionutrition)?

oh, my bad. Typo. still love you user.

Technically, couldnt i say a mother with 5 kids has 1 kid though? I mean, she does have one kid, but i guess it's implied she doesnt have more than one in modern dialect. Basically i can say "your mother has 3 kids" if she has 4 and the sentence would be right, But i cant say "Your mother has 3 kids in total" and be right. It's honestly just implications right?

Its very strongly implied, but not absolutely restricted

thought so, still i'll admit i was in the wrong for not paying attention there. My apologies user.

that is a ridiculous amount of stored energy in a small area, user

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But, what if you divide by zero

?
You'd absorb a fraction of it and then poop the rest out

theres no such thing as a calorie as a physical thing

a calorie means "materials that the body could turn into that amount of energy"

The materials needed to provide the body of 20.000.000 calories (with the mechanism the body normaly uses) would never fit in a cube.

youre question makes no sense cause youre no

>tiny cube with 20000000 calories

Were not talking about food here anymore. Since calories are the same as joule, only upscaled (1j =~ 4,1cal) were talking about a material that gives out a lot of energy, like a gamma ray emitting material.

You would die of irradiation long beforeyour body could make use of the energy.

1cm^3 of steel = 8g = bs

It's 8g calculatoredge.com/matweight/material wt.htm

You'd never get to use all those calories, your body would vomit/shit/piss them out with explosive force, in that order. Think Taco Bell type of afternoon mixed with swine flue and chugging a gallon of milk.

Unlike what most anons, ITT think, you wouldn't die. Your body has the capability to get rid of unwanted/too much stuff.

>You'd probably burst into flames
this

Calories don't exist by themselves. You're thinking of energon.

>this will end badly for you and the crab

Hahaha

INSTANT DEATH

Calories come from the nutrients protein, carbohydrates and fats. Fats has the densest calorie per mass at 9 calories per gram. 20 million calories would be several thousand kilograms of fat.

>20 million calories would be several thousand kilograms of fat.
Or about a gram of uranium

you're literally talking about a sugar. your blood sugar would spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikke and you'd puke yourself into a brief coma. you could also suffer from a dehydration induced heart attack.

2000000 calories of sugar would weight about 10 tonnes

Sounds like you don't either, microbes aren't the only thing that digest food in your stomach

Imagine a material so heavy that a cube with sides of length 10 cm weights 130 tonnes, a material whose density is significantly greater than the material in the core of the Sun. Such a material is being produced and studied by scientists in Atmospheric Science at the Department of Chemistry, the University of Gothenburg.
science.gu.se/english/News/News_detail/Ultra-dense_deuterium_may_be_the_nuclear_fuel_of_the_future.cid879280

Super dense carbohydrates when?

Sounds like todays breakfast cereals....
My guess is that you would shit ur pants 7 times and turn yellow.

What if you got a shrink ray and shrunk it so it was tiny but had the same energy?

>nobody asked OP to clarify if he meant calories or Calories

Thats approx 6250 pounds of fat, so a tiny cube would be so fucking heavy, if something placed it in your mouth and let go, it would go straight through you and into the earth.

this is pertinent info Veeky Forums

you failed

The molarity would be approximately 9.044x10^-22

no its not, a factor of 1000 makes no diffidence in this case

Its like asking if someone means C or K when they talk about T = 1 000 000 000. It doesn't matter Rex, dont interrupt the professor with your autistic bullshit, the billion was obviously rounded so it doesn't matter you retard. We didnt even use it in a calculation, it was just part of an explanation of how hot the universe was god dammit Rex, how did you even get into this class?

Calories are just a unit of energy, so when you say it has 6 gagillion calories, you're actually saying it has 30 gagillion joules, which doesn't make sense if you try to put that much energy into a cube.

Why dwell over the impossible?

You'd shit out your ears, kid.

You'd just die, eating the energy equivalent of 2 tons of TNT would do that to you