Hey Veeky Forums, anybody here ever read two novels at the same time?

Hey Veeky Forums, anybody here ever read two novels at the same time?

lol

Right eye nonfiction, left eye fiction. I thought everyone did this.

>not left eye nonfiction
I want facile mainstream stooges off my Veeky Forums

Like Sartre I keep my right eye on the bitches.

>reading fiction

It's like I'm really on r/books.

I'll read a couple of chapters of one book in the morning and a couple of another at night

mainlining ten books as we speak

I used to do this back when I was in university. Now I concentrate on one book at a time.

No, never.
At least five.

>not being blind
>not reading 20 books via brail at the same time using fingers + toes

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If I had a million dollars I'd do two novels at the same time.

Not novels but philosophy, history and science. If I get bored with it I stop and read somethin else.

Sartre did it all the time.

I tried it once, in my teenage years, but I wouldn't recommend it

Be careful OP

I have two eyes; it doesn't make sense to just read one book at a time.

This joke was already made lad.

Do you mean literally at the same time? If you mean concurrently then yes my last semester of uni I read To the Lighthouse while reading Ulysses.

ive got like 5 books going right now lmao fuck the naysayers :DDDD

So you have 5 eyes?

1 fiction + 1 nonfiction at a time. I thought everyone unironically did this

At the same time
1 eye on non-fiction
1 eye on fiction
Each of my fingers reading braille
And inhaling savored air to remember about other books
14 books at the same time
If you read

No just one book at a time for me anons. Unless its like for uni or something