>walk by local bookstore
>see poster for book club
>they're reading pic related
>surewhynot.jpg
>show up
>it's all a bunch of old ladies past the age of retirement
>one of them read stoner 50 years ago when it first came out
>literally a meme pioneer
how do i become this patrician Veeky Forums??
>Read "Selected Tweets" by Tao Lin
>Wait 50 years and pray book stores have not been abolished
>read stoner when it first came out
Get that GILFs number
tell her "I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner"
and dab on dat bitch
that is some next level shit.
I want to be an old man at a 2050 book club meeting where I can tell kids about how I read McCarthy's last novel the day it came out. pick up on some fine future-hipsters.
lmao they will be like who the fuck is McArthur old man? and one little Fucker will be like, lmao he's the fucking corncob tortillas man lmao you stupid old man. you fucking retard, retarded old man. get tortilla'd you old fuck. hook up your IV to bag of tortillas and get corned you fucking old man.
Never change, Veeky Forums.
It's a great ass book tho.
it's boring as shit kill urself nigger
This. Even if you don't actually fuck her, she's worth knowing.
This book is tied to be the worst thing ever written with Moby Dick and Hamlet.
top-notch prose if i've ever seen it
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This book is mildly enjoyable, but let's be honest: it's John Green for studious male university students.
trying too hard buddy
bait/10
Bad bait, my friend.
Lucky. All the book clubs in my town are garbage.
I can see where you're coming from but I disagree.
No, you have to nut her, she deserves it. Do it user, don't let us down.
I've never read it but I've seen this floating around here like some other meme books. Whats this book about? Please no spoilers
Up until now I think this book is about a guy who smokes weed everyday and stares blankly at the ground in the middle of some sort of meat store. Am I wrong?
top kek
>Up until now I think this book is about a guy who smokes weed everyday and stares blankly at the ground in the middle of some sort of meat store. Am I wrong?
Yes. Stoner is his last name, there are no drugs whatsoever in the book.
It's the life story of a university professor, set in the first half of the 20th century.
Well thats dissapointing