Greentext a concept for a book. I'll write a book based on what dubs says

Greentext a concept for a book. I'll write a book based on what dubs says.

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>Infinite Jest
>But in reverse order

>my dairy desu
>except it's your dairy desu

>Syrian refugee child bride makes her way to Sweden
>Kills husband during codeine induced sleepwalking phase
>Becomes viking
>Beats Loki in a game of Call of Duty
>Runs for President of the EU
>PTSD gets so bad she gets double mastectomy and donates her parts to a refugee camp
>Subplot involves her breasts travelling around the world due to a spelling error
>Follows each breast and they end up somewhere silly, I'll let you choose
>Dies during hot dog eating contest
>Ghost decides to haunt a public toilet in Glasgow
>The coda involves a long pontification of the nature of consumerism

I'll raise you a

>Infinite Jest
>but good

A paraglider crashes into a remote Fijian island, and discovers a cave down to a highly technologically advance facility where people live and it turns out they are literally the lost people's of Atlantis.

>Plot twist, they are all black

man that sentence was fucked

I must be tired and drunk

>twink nigger considers suicide for 90 pages
>then goes down to convenient store to buy Marlboro blacks and act like a faggot
>gets shot during a robbery
>last page is him realizing he doesn't want to die and dies
Call it "I suck cock"

The implications of the printing press on the spread of black magic

kek

the underwater farming societal impact of hyperaids in the 2030s

winrar, winrar, chicken dinrar

>Space eunuchs who must discover the definition of love in the 31st century

WINNER THIS IS WINNER STOP POSTING ALL YOU OTHER PEOPLE WE HAVE THE WINAN

Alright, I'll do this too. I'll write a 70 page novella of whatever the first dubs to reply to me says

> An LGBT youth who went to a christian fundamentalist correctional school grows up to become a terrorist who attacks "troubled teen" camps, with lots of Kierkegaard references.

Rerolling for this dumb concept

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Welp. Post it in a couple of days

Popular high school girl secretly has a foot fetish and won't stop stealing the shoes and dirty socks of other girls in class and sniffing them.

>dicks grow sentience and control their male "hosts". These dick-zombies murder 99% of the world's women, who take to hiding/building fortresses. A crack squad of women fight off the dick-zombies, by cutting off their genitals. This renders them free of the influence of the dicks, but leaves them basically woman-hating, resentful euneuchs. The main character will be a young man who wanders out of the wilderness, with a dick intact but not a murderous dick-zombie. He has, in fact, mastered his body by NEVER HAVING HAD AN ERECTION - as soon as you grow hard, the dick can take over, and force you to basically take super-viagra to always be under it's control (in the setting, the dicks can only control guys if they're ragin' hard). But the main character, see, has never been hard. He then meets the world's hottest woman. Hilarity ensues.

actually, fuck that, this seems much more fun. Give me 5 days, and I'll turn in what I come up with. I'm aiming for 140 pages unedited.

This plot, except instead of sniffing socks, she fucks her dog at home, and her 11 year old brother secretly watches her and masturbates to it until one day she catches him watching her fuck their dog. That's when he blackmails her into having sex with him until her best friend catches them having a threeway along with the dog. That's when the girl and her little brother tie and gag up the girl's best friends and keep her in the closet where the best friend secretly discovers she's a masochist and loves being tied up and abused by her best friend. The girl, her dog, her little brother, and her best friend all begin to form a sick, disgusting sexual relationship between the four.

The story then turns into a mystery thriller where a detective must find the missing girl.

if turns out okay, I might do this next

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The love story of two pieces of ear wax

do it faggot

winrar

write if fagit

>5 friends devise a heist
>burgle a Mcdonalds
> user one: how will be orchestrate a burgelery at mc donalds user?
>user 2: We... drum roll gentlemen (duh duh duh).. we break into Mcdonalds before the employees arrive, then once they arrive, we'll abduct each and every one and store them in the storage room.
>Anon1: then we fleas the joint?
>anon2: No! here's the twist. We take their uniforms and the entire day we work there and collect all the cash.

fund it

I'm going to go full greek tragedy here

A raccoon that shits rainbows becomes a tranny

is the joke that McDs is 24/7?

you forgot

>just drive, i got the sink

An operator at a Tennessee wastewater plant is struck by lightning. He falls into a pool of sewage and his body is never found. Soon afterwards, adult humans start to climb out of the sewers of Chattanooga. Every drop of cum flushed into the city's system transforms into the human it would've become if it had fertilized an egg. The waste people bear a striking resemblance to their maker. The main character jerks off three times a day minimum.

rerollan

This actually sounds baller as fuck.

I'd read the shit outta a book on this, fiction or non.

>King dies
>Son takes place
>Finds out everybody in the kingdom is a robot
>Goes on a quest to find an oracle to find out whether he's a robot himself
>He isn't
>What does it mean