Prove your not a grammar Nazi

Prove your not a grammar Nazi.

>you're

*grammer

Prove grammer Nazi not yours.

whatchu mean proof? how u wan me prove?

why is he smoking a cigarrette under water he could of just smoken it on land were its dry?

was the Jack the original Leo?
he got any girl he wanted, but still deep down looked like a sad, sad man
I'm sorry for the rough life, Jack...

no u. y u no proof, german nazi u to buzy swiming forgive proof no u ic

>nazi

>Nicholson was born on April 22, 1937, in Neptune City, New Jersey,[3][4][5] the son of a showgirl, June Frances Nicholson (November 5, 1918 – July 31, 1963) (stage name June Nilson).[6][7] Nicholson's mother was of Irish, English, and Pennsylvania Dutch (German) descent. She married Italian American showman Donald Furcillo (stage name Donald Rose) in 1936, not knowing that he was already married.[8]:8[9] Biographer Patrick McGilligan stated in his book Jack's Life that Latvian-born Eddie King (originally Edgar A. Kirschfeld),[10] June's manager, may have been Nicholson's biological father, rather than Furcillo. Other sources suggest June Nicholson was unsure of who the father was.[6] As June was only 18 years old, unmarried and uncertain of the father's identity when Nicholson was born, her parents[note 1] agreed to raise Nicholson as their own child without revealing his true parentage, and June would act as his sister.[11] In 1974, Time magazine researchers learned, and informed Nicholson, that his "sister," June, was actually his mother, and his other "sister," Lorraine, was really his aunt.[12] By this time, both his previously assumed mother and grandmother had died (in 1963 and 1970, respectively). On finding out, Nicholson said it was "a pretty dramatic event, but it wasn't what I'd call traumatizing...I was pretty well psychologically formed."[11]

Jack had a hard life

>smoking cigarettes
>enjoyment of 70s movies (Jack Nicholson)
>possibly a soft spot for Stephen King and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
>experimental with grammar rules
>inclination for humor

I'm linking all of these personality aspects together into an individual. I'll be looking for this combination of traits in any future writers in case you happen to make it big like you've always dreamed, OP.

> I'm sorry for the rough life, Jack...

Didn't he give date-rape drugs to Polanski? Wasn't that whole debacle at Jack's house?

Jackie a good boy, he din do nuffin, he a had a rough life and shiet.

poor.. poor man...
can't find a single woman that will ever replace his mother, has to resort to drug use while with women to have fun?
poor soul...

iamnotnownorhaveieverbeenamemberofanysocialistgrammarpartynorhaveisupportedinanywaytheiractivitieshereorabroad

how do Nazis prove they're not a grammar

you pass

This thread is literal entrapment.

How dare you, OP. How dare you!

:333i-i havent even posted pics, user :3
who doesnt want to look pretty for the feds

:>D
is ok, i believe you
>:3}

o wow ur green when u cute face kitsune ka desu

i was doin a evil guy with a curly mustache
>:3{

its kinna same thing exept now ur not foxxy so i backtake cute face. nice day

wanna fuck

no i sayed nice day

come here girl, take dat... take dat...

no grills can not be hacker, i dont need all ur dat.

hell yeah, uggghhh shake dat ass girl, shake it.... shake it...

no anontan its un-ladilike

"I'ma tell you straight up, I love you girl..."

you, my epic gentlesir, have just won the interwebz

you a girl though, right girl?

Ok uve make me cute face again :3 i just getting to no u needed before

oooooooooo weeee!
les' pop dat bubbly girl!!!

no im not saffic an bubbly grills or annoyying but u just cant pinsticking them ur meen man to grills i think i not will like u again

girl... i meant dat bubbly CHAMPAGNE
shiiieeeeet

ru france u cuss like ur france

AIN'T NO FRANCE OVER HERE GIRL!!!

y u want me to go france when ur not there

go 'head, girl!
I'M CHILLIN!

Yeah but biggie dope though right

u shuld put a jacket on

ay bruh, u see me talkin to this lady??

Whatever man. Show dongle.

I'M GOOD ON JACKETS!
HA HA!!

EVERYONE KNEW WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY BUT I MUST CORRECT YOU
>G i v i n g t h i s m u c h o f a s h i t .

YOU STUPID FUCK
I wanted those dubs.

pls not shouting its a libary board

ha ha...
I forgot, you my lil bookmouse
haha...

...

im bedding queuety this threads gonna muss my sutff up stay tru stay queuet

night girl
my night just starting

I IS NOT

oh god he's out of shape now

what do you mean?

n2gga....dat shit is nasty my n2gga

>Prove your not a grammar Nazi

I make up words in my stories, if I feel there isn't a word I can replace it with. For example, a passage from one of my chapters:

>I saw no soldiers; no sewage wrawn streets or bustling market crowds; I sat not atop a horse galloping amongst aristocracy loud.

It's no Greg Berrycone

back to you're containment board, grammar nazis

All the jew's should die

No because he WAS talented and didnt have to be raped by bear to get oscar

Reverse psychology!

There is nothing wrong with lexical variation, and syntactic variation is fine too, as long as there's a precedent for the variation among native English speakers. However, I could see an argument though for discouraging spelling variation, seeing as spelling conventions are generally non-phonological. In other words, it doesn't make sense to enforce the particular grammatical nuances of one dialect over another, but it is reasonable to enforce spelling conventions.

Prescriptivism is for 110-120 iq turboplebs to be honest.

really makes you think...

Not really.

Language has always been the Hegelian product of the conservatives and 'innovators'.

We as conservatives play just as vital and welcome a part as anyone.

Sounds like dyslexia, not innovation.

Don't care about the linguistics argument but "110-120 IQ turbopleb" is such a great concept. Smart enough to become halfway educated, not smart enough to realize they've only gone halfway. 90-110 IQ realize that many people are smarter than them, 120+ are smart enough to recognize genius and know that they aren't it, but the 115 turbopleb thinks he's hot shit because he reads DFW sometimes.

This.

No it hasn't. What do you think language is? What do you think makes something correct or incorrect in a language? Have you any understanding of historical linguistics?

I've nothing to proof

I would have a special, non-IQ-cut kekshare for those people who epiphanise in categories if only I hadn't pretentions at self-acknowledgeable intelligence.

Extremely underrated post.

iz anudda shoah

ayo hol up

I'm very experienced, you tit. That's why I said it.

You think languages are free to innovate whenever they like (out degenerate)? Of course not. There is always a camp of conservatives and a camp of reformers; the product of their wrangling is that the language evolves to. Hence the Hegelian dialectic.

Read more.

Between you and me.

i dont believe in like grammer

For that to work you'd need a comma before "Nazi"