This is my lunch. Have I hit rock bottom?

Wow.
You sure use a lot of hand lotion.
*wink*

You're using a mac so yeah, rock bottom.

>jacking off with sriracha

Nigga that's hardcore.

>Not as embarrassing as a Mac with a wired keyboard imo.
When is a wireless keyboard ever necessary?

>Sriracha
>Mac

Yes

Those chicken nuggies look good though

kek

Why did you put your shirt size on a mug?

Not at all. It looks like you have excellent taste :)

7/10 I'd eat it, don't be ashamed famalamdesusenpai

Try mixing sriracha with honey.
I normally like to do two part sriracha one part honey.
It gets it a slight sweetness but doesn't lose too much of its heat

not until you switch to the wireless keyboard

just eat some catsup you memedweeb

>Sriracha
Yes

Nah. I'll use my superior concoction

nigga sriracha is already sweet

>dat dildo off to the side

This is literally the first time in 8 years I've seen a wired keyboard, you fucking luddite.

What's really disgusting is eating at your computer desk like some kind of lonely turbo-autist.

At least go eat at a table like a functioning human being.

>Wanting a keyboard that requires you to change its batteries

Even if the battery life is months, that's a problem that's completely eliminated with a wired keyboard with no additional downsides unless you like to use your keyboard 20 feet away from the computer on the other side of the room or some shit

Wireless keyboards and mice are a meme

The person with a very large dildo beside them believes chicken nuggets and siracha equate "excellent taste."

God fucking damnit

>unless you like to use your keyboard 20 feet away from the computer on the other side of the room

That is the reason to use wireless. If you have a desktop hooked up to a large screen TV, you aren't sitting right in front of the TV like you would a 20" monitor, so no wired mouse/keyboard.

>memesauce
>tendies

kys nigger

Nuggies look good, but do you really need that many, you fat fuck?

Also sriracha on its own is not really good on nuggies. Needs to be mixed with mayo.

Bretty sure it would light on fire if it was a torch mate

Rock bottom would be dipping them directly into a tub of mayonnaise, but you aren't far off...

rock bottom or meal of champions

independent.co.uk/sport/general/athletics/usain-bolt-reveals-he-devoured-1000-chicken-mcnuggets-during-the-2008-beijing-olympics-8920870.html

In the five days that I've been here at Veeky Forums, I've seen some preddy gud jokes. This is one of them. Keep on being jokesters, my good friends! I love me a good humor joke, designed especially for laughing! Ha ha! LOL

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europoors still lighting torches and shit minecraft style? frankly embarrassing tbqhf

time to kill yourself, you fucking fuck

m8

Haha check this out

Got quite a chuckle from it

Rate my dinner.

Wow. I really really really like this picture. Do you mind if I save it?

I've always been tempted to buy one of those for kicks, but I've never done it
I am glad of this decision
At least Marie Calendar and Hungry Man have a respectable amount of food in them

>off brand sriracha
>that fucking disgusting nozzle

yes. yes you have.

>hair clip thing

r u a gril. I support large women

That lotion....do you eat where you jerk off?

I didn't know banquet made case uh dillas.

I like this post.

>off brand sriracha
Really?

maybe it's a gril user

too thicc

>very large

...

I subscribe to the whole Sriracha Sucks meme, but I'll admit that I'm pretty jelly of that there lunch.

Rice and greens, some shallots or onions for flavor, salt and maybe some spices.

It's that easy, and cheap as fuck.

Throw in a couple of that nuggets in every meal, OP's plate could last a week per head.

Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>'cha

Low test beta detection

Not if you're bulking t b h

There is nothing wrong with eating at your computer

>mac users having dildos beside computer

all mac users need to be bulldozed into a mass grave.

/v/ would sperg so hard at this

>Hand lotion and baby wipes

Now that's living

so Veeky Forums what's your take on this sauce? i love it, its my secret ingredient to the best carbonara ever eaten by anyone who tries it?

how do you use the 'cha in your everyday cooking?

At least your's served on a proper plate.

its a trap.

Sirarcha and mayo works well together.

You hit rock bottom when you bought a Mac.

chicken mcnuggets>>>>freezer nuggets

wasn't eating for a long while. But I had a piece of carrot cake, 1-2 burritos, and a whopper combo today.

fuck off to /g/

It's alright, it does it's job as a shitty hot sauce.
It's ok, I've seen worse.

>Sriracha instead of Tabasco
>Nuggets instead of Tendies
>Mac instead of PC