Okay, your total will be $89.63. Would you like to donate $1 to support our troops?

>Okay, your total will be $89.63. Would you like to donate $1 to support our troops?

>spending $89.63 at subway

>not sure if troll or stupid

Fuck no. And where's my military discount?

This.
I have like, three purple hearts on my Navy t-shirt.

Oh wait I have some coupons for you

do you say "kyoo-pon" or "koo-pon?" I hope it's the first; that's, after all, the proper pronunciation.

I say koo-pun

i say

koo-pon without pronouncing the n

these damn beans, are so expensive. lol

didn't southpark make an episode about this

also fuck welfare queens.

in b4 some buttmad pooper trooper shits all over the thread in response to his wife fucking another man while he was out ironing uniforms for the sake of 'glory and honor' because highschool was too much of a challenge

thanks for reminding me i got a filet in the oven.

np my dude

You really don't know anything about service. This is quite obvious since your talking out your ass.

>spending $90 at the deli
you fuged up mate

and just say no what is this social autism

>at TJ Maxx for cheap kitchen shit
>checking out
>"would you like to donate to St. Jude's hospital?"
>say sure
>cashier rings a bell
>"FIVE DOLLAR DONATION"
>mfw I just wanted a spatula

Are you a moogle?

t. NEET on welfare

Yeah, well-
>inb4
Oh, shit. Nevermind. You made yourself impervious to all arguments. Have a wonderful day and Merry Christmas.

This.

>be 17
>get bullied constantly
>parents never loved me
>decide to join the marines to prove my self worth and obtain love and admiration from peers and family
>tell my girl
>the only one who ever understood me
>she doesn't understand
>no one understands
>do it anyway
>nearly die 400 times killing sandniggers and camels
>have to shit in the desert for 2 years
>eating bullshit mres all day
>watching my friends die and get dismembered
>no one from home responds to my letters
>finally return home
>find out my girl is pregnant and has been fucking everyone in town while I was gone
>just iron my uniform all day because it's all that's left
>they don't know what i sacrificed
>they don't know the emptiness I feel
>read Veeky Forums posts all day because I'm a fucking loser
>see this thread
>see this post
THATS IT MATE GAME OVER

Fuck that guy, I've met my fair share of shitty people who served but I've also met a lot of great people. Even if you're a huge cunt, thanks for killing those dunecoons. Keeping it Veeky Forums related, what was the most appetising mre?

you're not allowed to iron your uniform you idiot.

Listen here you shithead, my wife's son and I are very angry about this and you'll be hearing from us shortly.

>have diabetes
>grew up in the children's hospital
>everytime I walk out of Walmart they have those little donation slides where the pennies and shit slide around in a vortex
>I look like a fucking turbo Autist shoving all my coins down the slide.


All I wanna do is support my cause

that's charity fraud you fucking criminal

>give $1 to our glorified welfare losers

Haven't been involved in a victory since WWII unless you count beating a boy scout troop in Grenada. Wherever our loser military is involved, the situation deteriorates to complete chaos with no win, just a disgraceful retreat after they trash the country beyond repair. Fuck off, welfare "heroes."